Britney Spears - is she still hot?
- Thread starter vixxcampbell
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As Simon Says... Hot in a trailer trash kinda way, but not hot in a jail-bait kinda way like she used to be.
If she was an SP on here, I wouldn't book her though...
If she was an SP on here, I wouldn't book her though...
On her worst day. When she ran into a salon and shaved her head. Or when she beat up some guy at a gas station. I would have fucked her. She could gain 40 lbs. I would fuck her. She's a young pretty woman barely out of her prime. By celeb standards, she is slipping down the list. By regular girl standards she is still glamorous and sexy.
Not as much as she was in 1998.
Women don't age too gracefully, very few do.
http://www.gobritney.com/album5290/britney-spears-5290-101859.html
Too bad.
Women don't age too gracefully, very few do.
http://www.gobritney.com/album5290/britney-spears-5290-101859.html
Too bad.
+1.....that was VERY hot!The schoolgirl uniform with knee socks and pigtails was hottttttttt
I call BS on this! Sorry Stoo, buddy. Many of the women available here don't hold a candle to her in looks, yet we fuck them all. You would pay EXTRA for her.
When she was JAIL BAIT?? Fine for me, at the time, since I was only 19, but unless you're the same age as me, that's a bit messed up!
These last three get it. If ANY of us were presented with the opportunity to fuck her, we would. I've met her before and I assure you that she is HOT in person.
I call BS on this! Sorry Stoo, buddy. Many of the women available here don't hold a candle to her in looks, yet we fuck them all. You would pay EXTRA for her.
When she was JAIL BAIT?? Fine for me, at the time, since I was only 19, but unless you're the same age as me, that's a bit messed up!
These last three get it. If ANY of us were presented with the opportunity to fuck her, we would. I've met her before and I assure you that she is HOT in person.
and then she opened up her mouth and those around you knew different. She's a headcase.
Once upon a time, there was a lonely kind of a guy...
who'd resigned himself to the fact that love was blind.
"Now, if love is blind, " he thought to himself...
"How will it find me?
"lt honestly seems such a crime.
"For how many times has love knocked on the wrong door...
"when it should have been knocking on mine?"
And so one day, he went off in search of the aloof creature.
He soon happened upon the cute and fuzzy bunny gang.
Perhaps they could help him.
"Pardon me, cute and fuzzy bunnies, ", he said.
"l wonder if you could help me find love. "
"Love would have nothing to do...with such a stupid-looking creature, ", said the first cute and fuzzy bunny.
"With that nose. And those shoes. "
"And that stomach. "
"And those eyes. "
"And those ears. "
"Roses are red, violets are blue...but love will have nothing to do with you! "
They chanted and danced around him.
Naturally, our hero was very saddened by this, so...
he....
Actually, he....
He reached into his suitcase...
and pulled out an lsraeli submachine gun...
and he sawed those
cute, fuzzy bastards in half...
with hot lead!
lt was beautiful!
