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[jimjjo]

Hey,


Looking for recommendations on where to go alone for a 5-6 day trip with warmer weather. Looking to basically eat good, enjoy the sun and play. Looking to keep the budget under 6K CAD if possible. Male, late 20's, i basically look like a FOB.

Thank you in advance.

 

[Hungry101]

Brazil is my favorite. You can go to Rio De Janeiro and do the Termas scene. I've been to 5 or 6 of them and I loved that experience. You can site see during the day and do the Termas at night. I have graduated from this to the Clinicas in Sao Paulo. They are incredibly affordable. I go in and do 3-sums as a matter of course and they are about ~ 80 USD and the girls are hot. Disney for me is the privy Brooklin. I would arrive and stay for 3-4 hours. Turning it into almost an FKK. The most I've ever done is 3 girls. There is a guy that calls himself AltoBomGosto that gives tours of the clinicas for a fair price. I've never used him but sent people his way. You need him for Sampa but you can do the Rio terma scene on your own. Check out GPGuia.

The other would be Spain. I've only scratched the surface in Barcelona but it appears to be safer than Brasil and costs are on par and can be a little cheaper than the escort scene in both Montreal and Toronto and there is a lot of indies that do incall that are your best bet.

I've always wanted to do Colombia but I cannot help you there.

 

[jimjjo]

Thank you for the info Hungry101!

 

[Patron]

Spain can’t match Brazil in terms of price per session, and the Barcelona ocean water is cold in January. Although you can certainly enjoy the city of Barcelona and the beach with long pants and a loose, long sleeve shirt, and perhaps a light jacket at night. Barcelona has a lot of high quality women at 70 euros per half hour, with BBBJ as standard, and for longer sessions, two cums is permitted with no upsells. There are four places in Barcelona that try to specialize in 18-25 year old women, and these four places really try to have ladies who deliver a solid performance since their primary marketing technique is good reviews on the local review board. You need a smartphone to book with them. If you don’t speak Spanish, you compose your message in English on the Google Translate website, translate it into Spanish, copy and paste the Spanish text into WhatsApp. When you receive the reply in Spanish, you reverse the process. Easy once you do it a few times. Most of the girls speak basic English. The websites provide the street intersection of the place. A few minutes before your appointment with the lady, you get the message with the exact street address, door code, and the apartment number. You get buzzed in and take the elevator to the apartment. Elevators are better than stairs since the first floor in Spain is Floor Zero, which is confusing when taking the stairs. The door code and elevator numbers are in English, although it can be beneficial to bring a cheat sheet of Spanish ordinal numbers like first (floor), second (floor), etc. up to sixth. Sounds harder than it is, and once you have your first appointment, you know where each place is. Unfortunately, the exact building and apartment number needs to be kept off the internet for legal reasons. Here are the four places to go in Varcelona.

https://www.vecinitasbcn.com/

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/vecinitasbcn-bailen-02x-casp-bcn-t365225.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/teensbcn-villarroel-17x-provenca-bcn-f406.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/teensbcn-villarroel-17x-provenca-bcn-t369390.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/sinners-consell-de-cent-50x-marina-bcn-604286063-blog-t372567.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/sinners-consell-de-cent-50x-marina-bcn-604286063-f416.html

https://www.eleden53.com/

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/el-eden53-arago-00x-tarragona-bcn-659822316-blog-t348248.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/el-eden53-arago-00x-tarragona-bcn-659822316-f381.html

The four places all close on Sunday (and I understand that most sex work places in Brazil do also). Worshipping Jesus on Sunday must be a bigger thing among foreign sex workers outside of Canada.

So if you want to see someone on Sunday in Barcelona, an independent is your best bet. Here are a couple of top notch independents.

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/gabb...toni-m-claret-bcn-650727512-blog-t371382.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/gabb...t-bcn-650727512-a-t369931-i2.html#post2844848

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-...-16x-mallorca-bcn-648851259-blog-t271987.html

https://www.sexomercadobcn.com/noa-...ca-bcn-648851259-a-t58245-i4.html#post2777640

Although more expensive, this group is well thought of for outcall.

https://okescorts.com/en/

To read these sexomercadobcn links in English, you need to use the Google Chrome browser. You will see an icon at the bottom when you open the page asking if you want to translate into English. It is important to read the reviews to get an understanding of the session each lady provides, so you can contact the lady and make an appointment.

Ultimately, you will spend more time with tourism than you will spend fucking, so you need to pick a destination that suits your interests. Barcelona is a very walkable city with at least 5-6 days of sightseeing available, and is very safe (although there are nonviolent pickpocketer, so keep your wallet in your front pocket and your backpack zipped and in front of your feet when sitting on the metro trains). Keep in mind that once the Walk Sign turns to Don’t Walk, there is no grace period like there is in North America. If it goes to red Don’t Walk, then Don’t Walk. The places I mentioned are open long enough to fuck a girl in the morning, the afternoon and the evening, in between sightseeing. From a tourism perspective, you can get by on just English.

Of particular interest in Barcelona are the Gothic Neighborhood, the Sagrada Familia, the Gaudi Park and Zoo near the beach, the more popular Gaudi Park near Tibidabo Mountain (and this mountain itself with the old amusement park at the top, particularly if you are a hiker and take the old hiking route to the top), the Olympic Park that has some cool museums and fortresses), and the long boardwalk that runs along the many beaches and can be biked with a rental bike). The most popular train day trips are Montserrat (which is a real mountain, unlike Tibidabo which is more of a hill), and the Dali Museum. You can also find legal pot places in Barcelona, although that isn’t so unique now in the world.

The best food in Barcelona is ham and bacon. The food is good, but more balanced and nutritious than North American fast food cuisine. So it tastes different than what you may be accustomed to.

You should read the standard tourism sites regarding Brazil and Barcelona to gauge which suits your tourism interests more, and how much foreign language you need to maximize your enjoyment. The plane ride from the eastern part of the U.S. and Canada to Barcelona is not bad. Like 7-9 hours or so depending on winds.

 

[Hungry101]

Thanks Patron. Wow^^^ I meant Sexomercadobcn.com for Barcelona. GPGuia is Brazil.

 

[jimjjo]

Thank you too Patron! I have been to Spain before with a few comrades and it was an excellent time. This time however, I am looking for warmer weather to relax.

 

[Hungry101]

^^^ I would go to Rio De Janeiro then. Go to Rio and spend 4 or 5 days and then maybe head to Sao Paulo and do a few days hobbying with AltoBom Gusto if you can get a hold of him.

In Rio they have sprinklers on the sand so that you can walk to the beach. Believe me. It will be hot enough there. You can get out of Rio and find some amazing beaches and places to stay for less but I would go to Rio the first time. Body surf during the morning, tour Sugarloaf or Christo Redentor and go to the Termas at night.

Make sure you see ABG if you go to Sampa: https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?679475-Sao-paulo-brasil

 

[giz99]

Number of places to go.
Panama City Panma you can go to Habanos
Colombia either Bogota, Medellin or Cartagena
Costa Rica San Jose or Jaco

Check out http://internationalsexguide.nl/ for lots of information

 

[Patron]

Number of places to go.
Panama City Panma you can go to Habanos
Colombia either Bogota, Medellin or Cartagena
Costa Rica San Jose or Jaco

Check out http://internationalsexguide.nl/ for lots of information

My concern about many of the places you mention is the prevalence of CBJs. A lot of guys have luck staying at The Mansion in Medellin and finding BBBJ, but other than that, Latin America, exclusive of Brazil, is full of CBJ ladies. There was one report recently of a Mexican sex worker, after reluctantly agreeing to BBBJ, doing the symbol of a cross before proceeding. I simply don’t know if my semi-erection would have deflated out of guilt, or gotten harder due to my dick being viewed as Lucifer. Not sure who is more to blame for this? The Dutch who influenced the Caribbean, or The Pope, who dominates Spanish speaking Latin America. Maybe The Pope can be hard from a CBJ, but I can’t.

Credit needs to be given to the Brazilians, who are the most BBBJ, CIM, DFK and anal-willing providers in the world.

If they would just learn some fucking English, it would make life a lot easier for tourists. There is an amazing demarcation in Portugal between the native Portuguese providers and the Brazilian sex workers who tour Portugal for months at a time. Most native Portuguese sex workers are fluent or semi-fluent in English, and some even have English-language tats. Among Brazilian sex workers in Portugal, English fluency can’t be more than 10 percent. They take twelve years of English in Portugal schools. What do Brazilians study in school that is so much more useful than a English?

Everyone who goes to Brazil raves about the commercial sex scene there, and Rio has enough of a tourist scene that a solo traveler can likely join enough organized tours to get by with English, since tour guides know English. From what I have read, Rio gets enough tourists that English goes a bit further there than other areas of Brazil.

The constant feeling of planning against theft can get old. My understanding is that a person simply can’t leave valuables on the beach in Rio and get in the water. They will be taken. Maybe that is not true? But if it is, a solo traveler has to take that into consideration. I can leave valuables, within reason, on the beach in Miami without concern and go in the water. I have a favorite provider in Miami, who Hungry also likes, who is relatively expensive at around $400 an hour (with discounts for multiple hours), but for a beach vacation I would personally rather go see her than going to many other beach-oriented destinations because I simply don’t like the hassle of minimizing theft. I realize I am in the minority on this point, and most posters would choose Rio over Miami in a moment. They would say just leave your cell phone and wallet in the room and enjoy the beach and don’t bring anything to the beach to steal.

But I also like beach hiking, and a person can hike the beaches and beach cliffs in Portugal for miles and if you encounter a local they wave and say hello. It is my understanding that in Brazil, you have to be careful not to hike into a Favela. While the water is too cold to go into this time of year in Portugal, the outside temperatures are still warm, and I can rattle off 10-20 ladies who are worth seeing at 100-150 euros an hour who do BBBJ, and often CIM and anal.

So that is a summary of the maze. Some of the best international beach water temperature locations are CBJ oriented, Brazil has tremendous sex, but some safety and language issues (that most mongers find manageable), and Europe is relatively cold in the winter but (particularly for Barcelona) often overrun by tourists in the summer.

There is really no perfect exit point in the maze for the maze, particularly for a mouse insisting on BBBJs for a short trip.

I suspect that Rio is indeed the best bet when a beach is desired for the winter.

 

[Hungry101]

It has been 7 years now since my last trip to Rio but I have done the beach thing there 5 times. Yes, there is theft on the beach but I've never had a problem there or saw anyone else have a problem ( I did get pick-pocketed outside of the Carnaval at a Blocko a few days prior). I take out what I need and I leave things on my cabana but the JW Marriott and they have people there. I have been going to Sao Paulo the past several visits but I'd like to go back to Rio again. Rio has everything. And I will say that in Rio you will run into English speaking girls at the Termas because of all the tourists. Sao Paulo and the places I go in the interior the Garota De Programas all seem to speak only Porto so I learned the language. That is why I said hire ABG. I haven't hired him yet because friends of mine pick me up at the airport. It's been a little while now but I can handle myself getting around now. Next time there I think I will arrive a few days early and not tell my friends and hang out with ABG. I absolutely love Brazil. The GDPs are awesome and the sex is great.

And yes, Florida is much, much closer Fort Lauderdale is easier to negotiate for an Anglo and Nina Rose reminds me of the type of GDPs I am attracted to in Brazil but there is nothing like Brazil.

Get up and go to the beach or tour. Take a nap and head to the Terma and upon closing I would have a bite to eat and head to the Balcony pick-up bar and meet freelancers. Girls will try to latch on to you too. It is a great problem to have. I brought a sexy blond home from the termas and we went to eat and then fucked all night. We were supposed to go to the beach after she checked in with her kids and I ditched her. I wish I wouldn't of...

 

[Patron]

I agree entirely Morris66, and I really like the Bangkok escort agencies such as Bangkok Gold and Bangkok Golden.

But the original poster wants to take a 5-6 day trip, which if he is from Canada or the U.S., rules out Asia.

So we focused on Southern Europe and anywhere south of the United States.

Southern Europe wasn’t warm enough for him, so that is out.

The original poster may not detest CBJs as much as I do, but if he does, that makes much of the Caribbean and Central America iffy.

So Hungry’s advice about Rio, particularly since the original poster was presumed to want a beach, particularly useful.

 

[Hungry101]

So Hungry’s advice about Rio, particularly since the original poster was presumed to want a beach, particularly useful.

I did a trip to Phuket and that was a nice beach in December so Pattaya might be a nice option. As you pointed out in the past, it's the darn flight time.

 

[Gentlemoan]

https://terb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?679475-Sao-paulo-brasil
Has anybody hung up with ABG? Is he legit?

 

[Hungry101]

Yes, Marcus_demon just used his services and said he had a great time.

I have never met ABG but two hobbyists that I have known for years vouch for him. One, WhoAreYou from MERB used ABG and WAY is from Brazil. The other guy that knows him is Protagorus of MERB (Sue Genisis of ISG) and he has been ABG's wingman and he vouches for him. Sao Paulo is not the place to go in cold and you need to know some Portuguese.

I sent Marcus_demon a PM. When I gave him ABG's contact info he had promised to write a review. He never did write one but he did write me a note to thank me. He had a great time apparently.

 

[Mencken]

…..If they would just learn some fucking English, it would make life a lot easier for tourists. There is an amazing demarcation in Portugal between the native Portuguese providers and the Brazilian sex workers who tour Portugal for months at a time. Most native Portuguese sex workers are fluent or semi-fluent in English, and some even have English-language tats. Among Brazilian sex workers in Portugal, English fluency can’t be more than 10 percent. They take twelve years of English in Portugal schools. What do Brazilians study in school that is so much more useful than a English?

Answer...SPANISH

 

[Patron]

Answer...SPANISH

Sorry if this comes across as arrogant, and I realize it is arrogant.

But the vast majority of the world’s wealth and income is in English-speaking countries.

The guys paying the highest rate per hour for sex are English speakers with limited foreign language skills.

If you study world sex markets, ladies who are able to advertise in English and communicate in English simply get a higher rate per hour than those who don’t.

And I don’t think that is limited to sex work. The wealthiest and most financially successful people in most countries where English is not the dominant language do seem to speak English.

Hell, this is even true in nearby Quebec.

There is of course a workaround used by many sex workers, and most English-only speakers are willing to meet them halfway. And that is technology. In a great number of countries, the approach is to compose a message in English on a smartphone, use Google Translate to convert it to the lady’s native tongue, send the translated message in an email or a WhatsApp message, then convert the reply back to English by reversing the process using copy and paste. Thus can be done all the way to the moment you knock on the door. It is heartwarming and would make a great commercial.

This is very common in Europe and Asia, and a few independent escorts in South America do it, and earn a lot more than the average rate. In a Colombia, sex workers often create profiles on Facebook and use it to send and receive messages, in addition to using cell phones. But for the most part, there is less use of technology to do translating in South America, and in Brazil in particular, than in the rest of the world. The scene is more oriented to incalls than to outcall escorting.

Now don’t take this wrong. Hungry is the most trustable guy in the world, and there are plenty of others that also say the Brazilian scene is fantastic and the ladies are the best fucks in the world. But when Brazil discovered a huge oil reserve in the ocean off their coast a few decades ago, they revived an expression that says “God is Brazilian”. To me, they need to look at their per-capita income and consider the possibility that God might not be Brazilian and His first language might not be Portuguese.

The recent relaxation of the visa requirements for entry by U.S. citizens is a very good first step. Increasing English language instruction in school would be an even better step. Start with the famous Willie Sutton quote. Why did you rob the bank, Willie? “Cause that was where the money was”.

That is why a Brazilian sex worker should learn English, and why she should get a smartphone for work. It will pay for itself.

 

[Hungry101]

Circa 2009 was my first visit to Brazil. It was a work visit and I was with colleagues. All the technology wasn't readily available or at least I was ignorant of that too. I didn't even know how to say anything but sim and Obrigado. I feigned that I was tired and went to my room so I could call escorts. Keep in mind our company spewed the typical warnings. Hell, they made it seem like Sao Paulo was a war zone and that If I stepped outside the hotel my kidnapping was a foregone conclusion before I could circle the block. I got up in my room and logged into the web sights and I started calling numbers on my land line. It was impossible!!! I called several numbers. Not one could speak more than a word or two of Ingles. A few girls said "Speak Spanish" but the people that answered the phone could speak only Portuguese and some Spanish. I got frustrated and went down to the lounge and guess what? Every girl in the place was a free-lance Garota De Programa. I sat at the bar and looked around the room and I saw that every table had one or two girls and one or two business men sitting at them. There was a non-attractive older girl at the bar and she could speak English and she told me what was going on but said they were all taken. She wanted me to take her to my room but I wasn't that attracted to her. Funny thing she had these weird nylons on. Girls - just wear black or white and single color or fishnets...something traditional. She had on these candy cane black and white striped nylons that weren't very flattering to me...She wasn't that hot to begin with and she had these weird stockings on. It was late, so she said ...lucky you... and cut her rate if I took her up to my room. Then she told me that I would have to pay the hotel some exorbitant fee and her parking. I was already paying a king's ransom (my company was). I had never heard of this so I refused. The next day I sucked it up and found a girl that was worth the fees looks wise. I got a hot little number and brought her up to my room and paid the fee and she was up there for an entire 15 minutes. She could speak English because she said I like it fast meaning she wanted me to cum so she could get out of there.

Later that week, on the back end of the trip I ended up in Rio with a co-worker. I ditched her after dinner and said I was tired from the trip and feigned going to sleep again. She understood because it was my first big international trip and it was a whirlwind tour and she told me I would get my sea legs after a few more trips like this. I excused myself and went to my room. I called an escort services and guess what? I found a couple of English speakers. Unfortunately they told me there is no way that they could get into my hotel even for a fee (never stay at the Caesar's Park on Ipanema) and a 1/2 hour later I was out the front door and I jumped into a cab and I told the driver "Eu quero ir Centaurus." And so he took me to the highest priced Termas in Rio De Janeiro and I thought I was in heaven. This was before I discovered 4x4 or the clinicas (which are the best value in the world that I've found) and before I discovered the FKKs. Centaurus blew Montreal away (I love Montreal but it is nothing compared to Brazil). You had two dozen woman to choose from. I remember that 4 girls were fighting over me. We got in and did a French kiss with like four tongues together.... I had never seen anything like this in the world! And for fee, I could fuck anyone of them!!!

I needed to tap into this resource. I vowed to learn Portuguese. I have been studying on and off ever since. The best language web based lesson is Semantic Portuguese by a gringo James who lives as an expat in Rio De Janeiro. It teaches slang. The best program I've found for the car is Pimsleur. I'm though Series 4 and I listen to these on the way to work.

Last time to Sao Paulo, I was coming out of a room at the Clinica Brooklin and I was talking to the two GDPs I had just sessioned with for a 80$ 3-sum. The rest of the girls were lined up for the apresentacao and I ran into a girl from the previous year. I had seen her twice that year and she had latched onto me and we were WhatsApping for several months. She had offered to go to my hotel and fuck me for free. Problem is I was staying at my buddies house with his wife and kids and fucking those girls was practically free anyway. So I was talking to this other GDP and all the girl were lined up and she stopped me and we spoke for a few minutes. She said in Portuguese "You speak Portuguese now, safado" and I said to her "What was I speaking before?"

Portuguese is not an easy language to learn I guess but I'm getting there.

 

[Patron]

Hungry, when you encounter that level of talent at those low prices, it certainly makes sense for you to go into Christopher Columbus mode and learn the local language to communicate. I applaud this, but I was merely pointing out that in the long run it also makes sense for more of the locals to use English and technology to encourage more English-speaking tourists to visit and to potentially pay a higher rate. Of course, many Johns would point out that this tends to cause the rate to increase for everyone - locals, those who learned the native tongue, and a English-only speakers. There is likely some truth to that, and many would cite Prague as an example. Of course an increase in rates is generally beneficial to sex workers, so I would think they would be more proactive in this regard.

Although I guess as long as the termas are active in Rio, spoken Portuguese may not be an absolute necessity. Do the taxi drivers understand the English pronunciation of Centauras?

 

[Hungry101]

I don't remember but I do remember that I was able to get to where I wanted to go in Rio and I knew almost nothing. It is easy to orient yourself with the beach and Christo Redentor and Pao De Acucar in the background. Because it is a tourist destination you can find more taxistas and more people in general that can understand and speak English. In contrast, Sao Paulo is huge and intimidating.

At Ceaser's Park, where sex workers are not allowed on the premises even for a fee, I asked the receptionista about strip clubs and she was the one that suggested Centaurus. Also, I took our corporate driver aside after my colleagues and I told him I wanted to meet woman. He understood and he told me what to do very discretely. He told me to take any cab that was outside Ceaser's Park because they register with the hotel. The taxistas are programmed to take you to the sex clubs. They probably get a cut from the clubs anyway. One guy took me on a GDP tour and he didn't speak any English. After Centaurus, I jumped into a cab and the taxista spoke perfect English. He was born in Brazil but raised in New York City and was now back in Rio because he was running from the law due to a weapons charge. He took me around to meet street walkers. I'll never forget the two hotties we spoke with (both spoke English). They were travestis and after about 30 seconds one girl said to me do you like girls with and she put her index fingers out at about 10". The driver hit the gas. I was fooled. Late, two young girls jumped in the car and drove with us for 5-minutes. They spoke no English but the driver got excited. The girls wanted to go to a drug house. He was really disappointed after driving a few blocks I said no way. All I could see was getting either very high on something and blowing my heart out or getting robbed (it could of been the sex of my life) but I told him to pull over and let the girls out. They were druggies and not the porcelain goddesses I prefer anyway.

The next trip I hired an engineer that graduated from to the technical University in Rio. We hit it off. I was asking him questions and during our conversation I outed myself. I used the terms Termas and Whiskeria. He said that the only place in the world where those places exist is Rio and he wanted to know where I heard those terms. And I tried to say I just picked it up on the internet. He said something like "Quem sabe nao acredita" or one who knows you doesn't believe you. It turns out that he likes to see Garota de Programmas too and he took me to the red light district and he had our driver take us to 4x4 and l'umo.

My friend opened up a whole new world to me. When I go over there as soon as the women leave the table or after working hours and the men are at the bar the talk turns to women and unless you are gay it seems that everyone over there sees escorts and they talk about it freely but not in mixed company. I got to be really good friends with this guy. One trip, his father and I went out and picked up freelancers (long story). That is how prevalent the hobby is over there. But there is a difference between GDPs (Girls with a Program) and namoradas (girl friends/civilian girls). So they are discreet and they don't assume that every girl is a sex worker. It is easy to do for Americans because they are all over the place and it can be difficult to tell the difference. It is a beautiful thing.

Sao Paulo is a little more complicated and it is not as touristy. I wouldn't hesitate to call ABG and give him 100R /day for clinica tours. However, I have another friend who has an apartment about 6 blocks from Clinica Brooklin and I'm never in Rio for more than a day or so on the way in and on the way out so I just go there and I have never been disappointed. With the exchange rate I am paying about 40$ for an hour full service.