Burger King Whiplash Whopper

[Ironhead]

OK, so this is a little silly, but anyways ....

This burger is supposed to be so spicy it 'burned' the guy's mouth in the commercial.
The burger is not spicy at all. NOT AT ALL !
I like spicy and the best spicy burger so far in fast food is Wendy's spicy chicken.
I know you get what you pay for in fast food, but the way the commercial made it sound I was expecting at least a little bit of a bite.

Disappointed.

 

[Moraff]

well it was a stupid commercial anyways... I usually flick the radio to another channel when it comes on...

I mean the ad basically says that their burger will damage you to eat it.. Yeah I want to just run out and get me one of those!

 

[Greekstar]

Between this and that Naga Viper pepper I ask myself..... who wants to ruin their tastebuds?

 

[spraggamuffin]

Maybe the burn is yet to come on the exiting end.That's when you gets the whiplash. Be sure to have some water and maybe a fan to out the fire.lol

 

[rogue_77]

OK, so this is a little silly, but anyways ....

This burger is supposed to be so spicy it 'burned' the guy's mouth in the commercial.
The burger is not spicy at all. NOT AT ALL !
I like spicy and the best spicy burger so far in fast food is Wendy's spicy chicken.
I know you get what you pay for in fast food, but the way the commercial made it sound I was expecting at least a little bit of a bite.

Disappointed.

Burger Kings "angry" whopper with jalepeno peppers has a nice kick to it

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Fast food marketing, they take the same old burger and throw some BBQ or hot sauce on it call it something else and charge you a buck more. The hot Mama Burger at A & Ws is terrible.

The Burger King commercial is a cheap rip off of the Seinfeld character Jackie Chiles.

 

[Ironhead]

Thanks for your input.
I thought because of the advertising that the burger in question would at least have a bit of bite to it, for me it has noting in the spice department. Yes it is just a regular burger dressed up. At least the Wendy's Spicy Chicken sandwich has some spice.
Sometimes when I am out and about and looking for a quick bite(of food) I go to fast food places hoping to find something half decent.

If I really want a spicy dish ... I make it myself.

 

[thewalker]

If you want spicy food, go to Koreatown baby and get some spicy kimchee! And then pick up some spicy Korean ladies!

 

[GameBoy27]

It's Burger King... Any surprise?

 

[antaeus]

hey Ceiling Cat, why don't you stick one of these Burger King burgers up your donkey's ass?

 

[Greekstar]

hey ceiling cat, why don't you stick one of these burger king burgers up your donkey's ass?

howl!

 

[great bear]

hey Ceiling Cat, why don't you stick one of these Burger King burgers up your donkey's ass?

Would he then have a burro ito?

 

[alwayslooking]

I am by no means a finnicky eater(my gut loudly emphasizes this) but for some reason I can't stand Burger King

 

[Greekstar]

Its because they microwave the food.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

hey Ceiling Cat, why don't you stick one of these Burger King burgers up your donkey's ass?

* Pushes Antaeus' face into donkeys ass while he is chomping on jalapeño burger - donkeys kicks him in the balls.

 

[Moraff]

I am by no means a finnicky eater(my gut loudly emphasizes this) but for some reason I can't stand Burger King

Me neither... for whatever reason their food sits in my gut like I'd eaten rocks.

 

[Yoga Face]

With my movements controlled by the subliminal messages implanted in my subconscious by the commands of the medium, I awkwardly ventured into Burger King, completely unaware of my mission. Upon entering I put my back against the wall and looked for an obvious assassination target but saw only tired women and loud children. When a businessman entered my heart raced. He must be my target. But my thoughts were interrupted when a teenage immigrant asked if she could help me.
"I will have a Whiplash Whopper" I said in a monotone voice.
"Are you a writer?"
"Yes"
"Prove it!"
"I have a writing device". I showed her my pen.
She then keyed my order into a computer. My hamburger, made from the flesh of chemically impregnated cattle, raised on the parchment of destroyed rainforrest, was broiled over counterfeit charcoal, placed between slices of artificially flavored cardboard put in a box that was wrapped in paper which was then placed inside more paper and served to me by a recycled juvenile delinquent.

"No", I said, " I do not want fires with that". I was never programmed to get the fries.