Butt-tastic preferences

[kherg007]

Thinking of Lady bums down here in Oz and had a recent lady friend say how much she enjoyed my dato skills...

what butt stuff activities would be your fave? Rank order...here's mine

1. Giving dato to a lady who really enjoys it
2. Giving Greek to a lady who really enjoys it
3. Giving dato to a lady who is OK with it
4. Getting rimmed by a lady who is good at it
5. Getting rimmed by a lady who is not good at it
6. Doing "Italian"
7. Finger in her bum that she requests
8. Finger in her bum that she's OK with it
9. Toys in the bum
10. Prostate massage
11. Finger in my bum (happens once a year, usually a bloke, claims he's a "doctor"). Lol
12. Any sort of enema type activities
13. Any sort of 'scat'/'hardsports'

Personally I draw the line at #7. No desire to go farther down.

If you don't like bum stuff...here's Billy Bragg singing about sexuality to remind you it's ok...

 

[Robert Mugabe]

I guess that's why they call it "down under".
Favorite activity. Taking anti biotics to get rid of shit worms.
STD Awareness: Intestinal Parasites | (advocatesaz.org)

 

[kherg007]

I guess that's why they call it "down under".
Favorite activity. Taking anti biotics to get rid of shit worms.
STD Awareness: Intestinal Parasites | (advocatesaz.org)

Don't be such a party....(wait for it....).....pooper...

 

[SexB]

1. Giving dato to a lady who really enjoys it
2. Giving Greek to a lady who really enjoys it
4. Getting rimmed by a lady who is good at it
6. Doing "Italian"
9. Toys in the bum
10. Prostate massage

One lady I used to see had a picture of herself bent over with her "goods" on display and as soon as I saw it, I thought, "I am so eating her ass when I see her!"

I haven't taken a trip to The Isles in just over six years. Valeria Beleza was the last lady I did it with. In fact, she put a finger in my ass after I requested it saying, "I thought you'd never ask!" Having a p-spot orgasm is on my list of experiences I'm hoping to have. I have a couple prostate massagers but I have yet to experience it.

A couple of the ladies I see had princess butt plugs in during sessions but I don't dare mention names any more since some people assume that mean they do Greek. One lady I was speaking to on Twitter said she loves having a plug in but doesn't offer it anymore since clients will start pushing for Greek and anal digits. So, thank you to the clients who can't respect boundaries for ruining it for the ones who can.

Still, the ladies having a plug in did make things a lot more ... snug. It also led to a fun scenario, which I've mentioned before. One lady I see was staying at a downtown hotel that requires keycard access to get to the guest rooms so she had to come down to get me. She went commando and had a princess butt plug in. Knowing she was walking around the lobby of the hotel with no underwear on and wearing the "jewelry" was a huge turn-on!