Calloway

[Wiley]

I read Terb for its' entertainment value (I can't post reviews, as I'm an sp. And, I can't post one about myself as that would be "shilling". Besides, I have more than enough guys calling day and night!).
IMHO, Calloway is the best poster (not that it's a competition). I was chagrined to read criticism of him (albeit by one person only). I don't want to dredge up the "argument" again, but I do feel the need to let Calloway know that he's the greatest on Terb! (witty, generous with reviews, interesting, seemingly compassionate...). Terb is quite entertaining to read, and I must admit that I find the "arguments" most interesting. Though, as I said, it bothered me that Calloway was criticized. How dare anyone criticize Calloway?!

 

[calloway]

Oh my god.... thanks Mom! I was really hoping that you wouldn't tell the other guys that you were in the business. But I'll will always love you no matter what career path you're in.

I'll be home for Christmas... Love Calloway

P.S. Is it considered incest if you and I have sex tomorrow... whoever you may be? Thank you for the kind words... medication does have it's benefits! I would love to cum over and share some of my "compassion" on you...

Hey Hammertm...just like you... I got my first review today!

 

[Wiley]

ha ha! You're a good son. Your friends are very satisfying, but I would feel a bit uncomfortable if we had s*x. Though, I admit, I do fantasize...
Look at me, too modest to type s*x outright, but not afraid to admit that I fantasize about you!

 

[calloway]

I can't believe that you're banging my good Terb buddies... and have nothing left for me. Are you sure we haven't met already? You have my curiosity peaked by about 10"...

 

[Wiley]

Your curiosity will peak and peak and peak, my dear Calloway. We may have met. Who knows? We will never, really know.
Re., your good Terb buddies...I do not know their true identities, just what I've read on Terb.
Now, I must shower, as I have a date coming soon...

 

[happygrump]

I'm on my way, sweetie!! I'll meet you under the Shower Massage!!

 

[calloway]

Will somebody out there help me? Who is she? She better be a she after all this. Okay think straight Calloway... which KW SP's have a shower before their dates?.... mmmm... that eliminates 50% right there. Her handle says Cambridge... that eliminates another 20%... although she may live in Cambridge but work out of KW... add 5% back in. She's shy about writing the word "sex" on the board... can't be Red Jenna or Nikita in disguise... add 5% back in. She apparently fantasizes about me... well that eliminates about 98% of the women I see... okay I'm down to the final 2%... it's not a relative I hope... that takes off 1%... she has sex with my other Terbite friends... add 10% back in.

I give up for now... but I am on a mission to find you and fulfill any fantasy you want. The Terb handle Wiley eh? Wiley Coyote? You'll know it's me because I'll make all of my future telephone bookings under the name Roadrunner...

 

[calloway]

That would explain why I turned out so ugly...

 

[PlatinumDriver]

That would explain why I turned out so ugly...

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[ceo8888ca]

Calloway...

That's why you have all the strange entries and monies in your bank account to support your hobby. I give very generous allowances to all of my (alleged) kids..

As for their mothers and girl friends, they only get the standard SP rates.

Ugly ? never.. all my kids are cute! Umm, maybe I have to get a DNA test on you...

 

[akizagor]

This thread is too weird for me! Is there something in the KW water I should be aware of?

 

[doubledown]

hmmm, with a review like that, I think I'll tell the girls I'm Calloway.

 

[calloway]

Doubledown... CEO has been trying that strategy for the past year without any success. Once he takes his pants off... they immediately know he's lying.

 

[ceo8888ca]

Calloway...

Are you into embedding stones/gems under your foreskin ? It might heighten the SP's pleasure but it may have long term problems ...

Take them out ! I would never get into that...

 

[calloway]

CEO... you just gave me a terrible visual that has ruined me for life.

I did see a mpeg once that showed a guy with one of those bar piercings through the head of his shaft. Why would anyone do that? Does it really add that much pleasure? I hope the bar is rust proof! You would think it would deaden the feeling completely after that installation. How does your's feel CEO?

Gives me the willies just thinking about it... notice I didn't say "Wiley". Where is she anyways? Happygrump probably stayed overnight with her...

 

[ceo8888ca]

My take on Wiley...

I have done some research, and came up with a profile on Wiley (however mystifying it is)..

Wiley is the most articulate SP that I have seen posted here on Terb (at least the KW section). She is capable of independent thinking and analysis of issues as demonstrated by her previous posts. If she is indeed a SP, then she is only a part-timer. Her thought process and ability would not allow her to sit idle and wait for the next "Calloway" or "CEO" even as they are included in her fantasies !

Wiley may be shy about "s*x" but would be a passionate SP who will actualize and transcend Maslow's motivation theories in everything she involves in. Do not expect Wiley to be 19 or 21 since she had never once used the term "cool".

I have other theories on Wiley but I guess I will have to tell her those myself now that I have become an admirer.

Wiley will be one of those diamonds in the rough that I will seek out and share with all "deserving" Terbites. (Calloway, you will be included).

 

[salsamarc]

i have been reading this thread and let me just say with reviews like yours who needs TV ?????

keep "up" the good work guys"

got to go Wiley is calling me......

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Re: My take on Wiley...

Do not expect Wiley to be 19 or 21 since she had never once used the term "cool".

Hey!!! What's wrong with "COOL"?

I would give Calloway a review, but that would be something SubDave would do and just plain creepy.

 

[calloway]

CEO... amazing research and investigative work. I've upgraded you from Inspector Clouseau to Lieutentant Columbo.

No one under 35 years of age uses the word cool in their sentences. Good work Columbo... that was pretty "cool" of you to figure out. I guess that means both you and I are a lot older than we though eh?

 

[happygrump]

Happygrump probably stayed overnight with her...

heh heh

... but I don't kiss and tell. Unless, of course, the money stops arriving.

Oh... btw... I've heard the word "cool" used by people as young as 12, just this past week...