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Zoot Allures

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I am volunteering this year

You need to do four 8 hour shifts so it can be demanding. Lots of standing and some stress for if you screw up
it can be serious. As we are not all that well trained, to understand golf rules and golf etiquette and to have a sensitivity to the golfers is important. They come first not the patrons IMHO but golf patrons are very understanding and fun to talk to.
My biggest peev is the American TV crew running around on golf carts. You tell them to hold and they will ignore you.

First volunteer to spot an errand shot gets lasered by the camera so the TV crew knows the distance and you signal them
the situation, ( out of bounds etc ) so spotters need to be trained on signalling. Fun stuff, you do not want to fuck up.

Tons of volunteers but they are not overkill as you cannot have too many things to do to stop fuckups.
Volunteers no showed today so I was doing two jobs.

Felt stress at start but after a few hours I felt confident I had the 13 hole figured out. I fucked up once
as I was watching the signal guy who holds up orange batons telling you golfer is addressing ball and
points to where ball is going.

I was 350 yards away so he was hard to spot so I stood on edge of fairway to read the signals so I could figure out
when to let patrons cross. They sent a cart down to tell me the golfers could see me so become invisible.

Course is long but fairways wide and greens are easy

I thought they would eat course up and they are doing just that.
A couple of 9 unders and course is a par 70. Unless the wind picks up winner is gonna be more than 20 under and someone will break the magic 60 score

Got a fun hole called the rink. Easy par 3 with hockey boards you can bang on
as they want a noise hole that cheers for hole in one

Huge crowds follow Rory and the Canadians

The more active you are the more fun as you gotta make quick decisions and stay alert always.
I try to get the position with the most responsibility and I was constantlty going back and forth and up and down the slope beside the farway. My legs are tired.

I feel I did well as captain of the hole asked me my opinion of best way to do my job when players laid up.
I said we should hold back patrons from crossing as a worse case senario would interfer with golfers . She agreed patrons gotta wait for the shot before crossing then I said they will also will now have to wait some more until next group teed off or they would be a visual distraction. May not sound like much of a decision but for my first crew I did OK as she took my advice so I got her trust.

Love watching the golfers swing but watching the ball like you do on TV is not happening as ball becomes invisible real fast
 
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Zoot Allures

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Course was dry today which makes scoring harder but the cut line was still 3 under. Rory is best driver in the world but his new driver was pulling right. Fescue is tough rough so he shot his worse round in years and he has got the us open next week. Canadians are big story as they are contending.

Golf has a lot of smaller guys but they can hit irons well over 200 yards with such an easy swing it is amazing to watch

I was on the tee box all day stopping carts from running over players as they got to the tee box.
Every volunteer has one easy job which seems like overkill but it is not as one blunder can be
expensive. Fun standing beside the pros but no talking to them as they are allowed to talk only to their caddy so I address caddy not player. Players got amazing effortless swing, Majority of them actually live
on a very low income as the top guys get all the money.
 

littleguyzz

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Course was dry today which makes scoring harder but the cut line was still 3 under. Rory is best driver in the world but his new driver was pulling right. Fescue is tough rough so he shot his worse round in years and he has got the us open next week. Canadians are big story as they are contending.

Golf has a lot of smaller guys but they can hit irons well over 200 yards with such an easy swing it is amazing to watch

I was on the tee box all day stopping carts from running over players as they got to the tee box.
Every volunteer has one easy job which seems like overkill but it is not as one blunder can be
expensive. Fun standing beside the pros but no talking to them as they are allowed to talk only to their caddy so I address caddy not player. Players got amazing effortless swing, Majority of them actually live
on a very low income as the top guys get all the money.

Nice recap.

Unfortunate that the heavy rain slowed down the fairways and the greens as the golf course is meant to play fast.

Great venue as they have 800 acres at Osprey and its well organized so its been a delight to watch these pros up close.

I cant get over how fast they swing yet are under control. Something I want to emulate.

Well worth going to see and there is a number of Canadians in contention going into Saturday.
 
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Zoot Allures

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Rink hole is a total blast

Set up for easy par three with slope directing ball to hole so crowd cheers for hole in one

Bleachers all around with hockey boards fans can pound on as THEY WANT LOTS OF NOISE

They sing O Canada when a canadian gets there

Hadwin took a team canada jersy out of his bag and put it on and crowd erupted

Tons of fun as there is a lot of drinking so inhibitions are gone at rink hole

We carry a tee to put in hole left by cowd barrier rebar when caddy asks to take it down so we can find hole again but my tee dropped down hole so I put paper towel in hole so everyone started using paper towels as that is a better idea LOL

As a Marshall we rotate so we can all do the green which is what everyone wants to do

Eight hours of standing so I get tired

The give us a free bad sandwhich or frozen patty hamburger with bad coffee so I take my own food.
A bottle of water is $7 with water refill spots few and far between as this is a very, very long course

Richard Lee , a canadian , shot in the rough in trees behind me so I held a large crowd back as they follow canadians

Turned out he played down other fairway, which is allowed, but I could not see so held crowd for 20 minutes as I did not know WTF was going on . Stressful as crowd was getting pissed at me but I held firm until I figured it out LOL

The do something smart but putting rover Marshals, that is what I am called, with the biggest crowds'
to help me out

Interacting with the game by being a Marshal is a more fun than being a spectator
 
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littleguyzz

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Great recap Zoot Allures.

Went 2 days and had a blast .

First following Rory on Thursday for 9 holes and then Sunday as you could feel the buzz.

great to see where they hit it as I have played the course over a 100 times . Its humbling to see how far they hit it compared to my gang.

Thought it went well as plenty of venders, washrooms and marshals to keep the pace of play going.

The course was in immaculate condition and with the new clubhouses and cottages built Osprey Valley has achieved the Humeniuk's family dream their fathers started in Caledon..

Cant wait for the 2026 Canadian Open as it will also be contested at Osprey Valley.
 

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The RBC Canadian Open reminds me of the Grey Cup. They may not have the star power of their American counterparts(U.S. Open and the Super Bowl), but you will have a great time watching them. I was waiting for the tournament to finish so I could do some work in the yard. Well, guess what? I didn't get anything done outside. Not only to see who won, but to see the post tournament analysis and interviews.
 
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