Candyland April

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OnTheWayOut

I was gonna call ALLD to see if their Vivian was the same one Candyland used to have. Instead I decided to call Candyland and see Suki, phone guy said she had left. He offered Julia and April. I had heard some less than stellar things about Julia so decided to TOFTT and see April.

Their ad on the rosy board says 120 for the half, PG says it's 140. I point out ad says 120, he says mistake it's 140. Rather than argue and since I was parked out front I agree. Their ad on Terb does say 140/30 for April. Someone else was in front of the ring code keypad, looked like he was calling for a code so I had to wait a few minutes outside. A very tiny asian girl walks by and I think "I hope that's not April", she was not very appealing. Guy finally gets his code and goes in so I call. PG asks me to wait another 5 minutes, April isn't ready. 4 minutes later he calls to tell me to go up.

Door opens, it's the tiny girl I wished was not her. Uhoh. No hug, no kiss. Just makes sure I leave my shoes by the door. Not sure what she needed 5 minutes for, it appeared she was wearing same clothes I saw her walk in with. No lingerie, nothing sexy at all like I'm used to from Candyland girls. She is probably the least attractive asian girl I had ever seen at any asian agency, plain would be the word best to describe her. She is tiny.

We go to her room and she says "get naked" as she gets naked. Very small tits and a bit of a belly. They advertise her as Canadian born so easy communication if she actually would try. I'm expecting a shower, instead she motions for me to get on bed. She grabs a condom and slaps it on for a so-so CBJ. I ask for BBBJ, "I don't do that". Rub her tits a little, "no pinching" (I hadn't and wasn't going to). CBJ was good enough to get me hard but that's about it. I ask for 69, "I don't do that". She grabs lube and jumps on for CG .... not very inspiring either, she doesn't even fake moan. So I ask for doggy, finally she says yes to something. No fake moans, no sounds at all. So uninspiring I lose the erection after a bit.

I ask for more BJ, another yes. I'm hard again pretty quick as I was horny as hell before I met her. I decide to chance it and ask for more doggy, this time for some reason she seems into it and actually responds to the action. Somehow she made me cum, I was amazed as I was sure this was gonna end in a lame HJ.

She pulls off the hat and uses tissues to sorta clean me up. I was tempted to ask for a shower but she had her clothes on in record time. I sit up and she opens the bedroom door before I even get to put on anything. Nothing says I love you long time NOT like a door opening when you're naked. I ask her if this is her first escort job, she says yes. I advise her that I didn't think this was her best choice to make a living and wish her luck. I walk to the elevator and it's exactly 20 minutes after PG called. Subtracting time to go up in elevator, I was in there 17 minutes tops. A plain looking asian girl waited with me at the elevator, she was friendlier than April was. Elevator girl even smiled.

This was the absolute WORST girl I have seen from any agency anywhere. I have supported TOG ever since they came to town as you usually get fair to excellent value. After the Celina fiasco a few months ago Mark had offered to make it up to me but I never took him up on it. I felt over the years I was treated well. After today I have to re-think that. I paid 140 for a girl that couldn't begin to hold a candle to any of their 120 girls. And the extra cost couldn't be for her looks or service, must be because they think she is young. Not sure if a 20 year old should sport a gut like hers.

How the hell did I cum? Shoulda stuck with my instincts and seen Vivian ............

Repeat : are u fuckin kiddin me???? I may never go to this agency again! (unless they bring Bibi or one of their better girls back)
 

chuck007

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Thanks for TOFTT Slurp. Better luck next time!
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Jiffy Pop

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Holly Slurp that was quite a disaster. When TOG started here I think the quality of girls was much better. These days it is like there b team. Anyways as bad as that was I have had worse but probably not with an agency girl. It is tough to do and I have not done it much over the years but sometimes the best course of action is to leave before anything starts. Tough for me because I am always hoping for the best.
 

OutForFun

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Slurp - you are a tireless trouper and I appreciate the time you take to share your experiences - good and bad. Hopefully your next one is awesome and can make up for this one.
 
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OnTheWayOut

Slurp - you are a tireless trouper .
more like a horny old fart! LOL

BTW, Candyland posted another ad for April today on other board and it AGAIN says $120!!! After I told pg yesterday and he said it was a mistake. Screw it, time to give ALLD and Somerset Escorts another chance. Fed up with this jerk TOG employs here, it's been ages since I haven't been lied to.
 

theoldguy

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Wish I had read this sooner. Wont add anything to the above review except to point out she advertises herself on backpage as coco, answers her own phone at that number, then hosts in the usual tog condo. Neither the pics by tog or the ones on backpage can possibly be real. Horrible.
 

too2shy

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yuck.. sounds like a horrible experience. Though you've gotta have them once in awhile, to help appreciate the good ones eh.
 

monkot

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Sorry to hear that Slurp and oldguy...Candyland is posting for April on the pink board with those pics...if they are not real, perhaps this is a job for CK?
 
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OnTheWayOut

The pic on other board could be real with a LOT of Photoshop work. The pics on BP are not her.

oldguy, what did she charge you?
 

graphicalguy

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TOG has gotten somewhat of a bad rep in TO as well from what I hear from friends, and with them consistently sending the lower end of their roster to Ottawa it has gotten worse here.
I second the Celina fiasco, the reason she has only been in MTL in the last while. I posted about my disappointment with her services myself.
TOG is off my list until they get rid of the local useless phone guy and get some better talent.
I think someone should mention about the BP images (the phone numbers match) as they are NOT her in the least.

TOG is a no go agency in my book in Ottawa or TO at this point.

GG
 
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I've heard from a few others and must say I'm surprised TOG/Candyland has gotten this bad. Charging different rates for same girl, girl who is passionless and does not provide advertised services, this is not the TOG we used to know. Luckily ALLD has improved but without TOG providing reliable competition there is less incentive for ALLD to keep providing what TOG used to.** It would be great if we had 2 reliable asian agencies here, for some reason we can only seem to have one at a time. I feel like driving to Montreal and seeing Aliyah again (reviewed on Merb, she is off the charts!) *sigh*

** One disconcerting thing about ALLD is some of their girls charge extra for DATY or BBBJ, which was always included with TOG (until I met April).
 

P. Sherman

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Slurp, I had the EXACT same experience as you a few days ago. Last time that I use that agency. If I fancy a pretty asian girl then it'll be ALLD from now on.
 
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OnTheWayOut

I've heard some good things about Somerset Escorts lately too, think there's a thread on Terb
 

Jiffy Pop

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Slurp it is good you bring up Somerset escorts because that place precedes Candyland and LaLaland. I have been there quite a few times over the years and most experiences have been quite positive and even the worse ones I would still consider ok. That is where I met Maggie and Connie the first time. Even with all that positive I have gone extremely long stretches between visits. I am glad for there new location because we all know original place that is also still in use is a heat score.
 
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