Looked for reviews and didn't come up with anything. Pics turned up ads in Montreal for Jenny Love, who seemed to be reasonably well reviewed on the MTL boards.
http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/condo-downtown-brunette-hottie-ready-now-inout-all-day-specials/37215636
Pics got my attention and she was just around the corner from my office. So, decided I'd take one for the (local) team. I've been on a great roll in 2016. But sadly, this date did not go well.
Communication by text went smoothly. She gave me her rates (120hh 160h, red flag #1) and the only stated restriction was Greek. We set a time and I arrived soon after. She was hosting in a nice, but small, condo in the market. I noticed that it (and she) smelled very nice when I walked in. But then I started to notice other things as well.
If that's her is pics, then she's put on a fair amount of weight. She is far from toned. And her skin is really bad. I could tell quickly that things would be generally weird. She asked for the $ upfront, and I obliged before heading to the shower. She asked me to leave the door open, but said its ok, she wouldn't watch. Um, ok. Red flag #2.
I dried off, walked over to the bed, and sat down. She took off her top in a straight-to-business kind of way. Red flag #3. Once she was topless, I could clearly see that gravity appears to have worked its magic on her implants. She had huge aerolas and weird scarring to boot. But the were sizeable and pretty soft, and I was lying there naked. So...
I asked for a massage to start off. She obliged with an extremely lackluster massage. It certainly didn't take care of my numerous aches and pains (damn desk jobs). Flipped over pretty quickly thereafter, and she reached over for condom. Now it appears that bbbj is off the table. I've learned that pushing back when this happens does not help anything, so I went with it. But still, red flag #4.
She gave me a nice cbj and when I started to get close, I said I'd need a break and would like to perform some daty. She said 'No' right away. I was confused and said that this didn't fit with what she'd said in our text conversation. She then asked to look at (and in!) my mouth to check if I was clean. Red flag #5. I passed the 'test' and went to town. Thankfully, she had a really nice, juicy pussy - a real nice puffy clamshell type. After a few awkward minutes where it seemed like I was licking an inanimate object, she warmed (pun intended) to my affections and had a pretty sexy-sounding, leg-shaking orgasm. I figured that in doing this I'd have won myself some points. Sadly, this was not the case.
She slipped on a new rubber and proceeded with some more cbj. Although I wasn't fully hard yet (cbj isn't something I usually go for) I suggested we go for some FS. She said no, I couldn't yet. When I grabbed my dick to help get it hard enough for this diva. She freaked. So, not only was I not hard enough to fuck her, I wasn't allowed to get myself hard. Knowing this was headed nowhere, I stools up and asked for her keep on going w/ the cbj. When I got close, I asked to cum on her tits. She said no way. I figured as much....
I washed up and got out of there as soon as possible.
Face: 6/10 (really bad skin)
Body: 7/10 (big breasts, but not the way I like 'em, bit of a spare tire)
Location: 9/10 (small, but private, clean, and convenient)
Service: 1/10 (probably the worst I've ever had, lied about restrictions)
Would I repeat? Fuck no.
http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/condo-downtown-brunette-hottie-ready-now-inout-all-day-specials/37215636
Pics got my attention and she was just around the corner from my office. So, decided I'd take one for the (local) team. I've been on a great roll in 2016. But sadly, this date did not go well.
Communication by text went smoothly. She gave me her rates (120hh 160h, red flag #1) and the only stated restriction was Greek. We set a time and I arrived soon after. She was hosting in a nice, but small, condo in the market. I noticed that it (and she) smelled very nice when I walked in. But then I started to notice other things as well.
If that's her is pics, then she's put on a fair amount of weight. She is far from toned. And her skin is really bad. I could tell quickly that things would be generally weird. She asked for the $ upfront, and I obliged before heading to the shower. She asked me to leave the door open, but said its ok, she wouldn't watch. Um, ok. Red flag #2.
I dried off, walked over to the bed, and sat down. She took off her top in a straight-to-business kind of way. Red flag #3. Once she was topless, I could clearly see that gravity appears to have worked its magic on her implants. She had huge aerolas and weird scarring to boot. But the were sizeable and pretty soft, and I was lying there naked. So...
I asked for a massage to start off. She obliged with an extremely lackluster massage. It certainly didn't take care of my numerous aches and pains (damn desk jobs). Flipped over pretty quickly thereafter, and she reached over for condom. Now it appears that bbbj is off the table. I've learned that pushing back when this happens does not help anything, so I went with it. But still, red flag #4.
She gave me a nice cbj and when I started to get close, I said I'd need a break and would like to perform some daty. She said 'No' right away. I was confused and said that this didn't fit with what she'd said in our text conversation. She then asked to look at (and in!) my mouth to check if I was clean. Red flag #5. I passed the 'test' and went to town. Thankfully, she had a really nice, juicy pussy - a real nice puffy clamshell type. After a few awkward minutes where it seemed like I was licking an inanimate object, she warmed (pun intended) to my affections and had a pretty sexy-sounding, leg-shaking orgasm. I figured that in doing this I'd have won myself some points. Sadly, this was not the case.
She slipped on a new rubber and proceeded with some more cbj. Although I wasn't fully hard yet (cbj isn't something I usually go for) I suggested we go for some FS. She said no, I couldn't yet. When I grabbed my dick to help get it hard enough for this diva. She freaked. So, not only was I not hard enough to fuck her, I wasn't allowed to get myself hard. Knowing this was headed nowhere, I stools up and asked for her keep on going w/ the cbj. When I got close, I asked to cum on her tits. She said no way. I figured as much....
I washed up and got out of there as soon as possible.
Face: 6/10 (really bad skin)
Body: 7/10 (big breasts, but not the way I like 'em, bit of a spare tire)
Location: 9/10 (small, but private, clean, and convenient)
Service: 1/10 (probably the worst I've ever had, lied about restrictions)
Would I repeat? Fuck no.
