Christ I can't figure this out!

[Fuck Face]

 

[Brill]

What's long and hard and filled with semen?

 

[Brill]

What starts with an "f" and ends in "uck"?

 

[Fuck Face]

What's long and hard and filled with semen?

Your wife's cunt?

 

[Art Mann]

What starts with an "f" and ends in "uck"?

Firetruck?

 

[Brill]

Firetruck?

Correct! :eyebrows:

 

[Mikehorn]

 

[Boss Nass]

What's long and hard and filled with semen?

A submarine.

 

[fuji]

A submarine.

That's filled with seamen... Brill must be thinking of something else.

 

[Brill]

A submarine with everyone doing bukakke on the first mate.

 

[punter]

Aunt.

Christ couldn't help me figure it out but Mohmammed did.

 

[oldjones]

Crossword Clue: Four-letter word for intercourse that ends in 'K'



Answer: talk

 

[Hangman]

What's long and hard and filled with semen?

Since that joke depends on a homonym, it doesn't really work if you type it out. Regrettable, because it's a classic.

/seamen vs. semen.

 

[FatOne]

That's filled with seamen... Brill must be thinking of something else.

After a month of rum sodomy and the lash I am sure those subs are also filled with semen.

 

[Aardvark154]

After a month of rum sodomy and the lash I am sure those subs are also filled with semen.

Stop picking on the Navy. :Cry:

 

[FatOne]

Stop picking on the Navy.

Picking on the navy, hell my comment celebrates their lifestyle.

 

[Boss Nass]

Brings to mind another one that depends on the same homonym: She was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval/navel base was always full of discharged seamen/semen.

 

[papasmerf]

Brings to mind another one that depends on the same homonym: She was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval/navel base was always full of discharged seamen/semen.

I can't believe you talk about your (insert maternal relative here) like that

 

[Boss Nass]

I can't believe you talk about your (insert maternal relative here) like that

I was infantry. Haven't got any relatives who were fish-heads.