Company Man

[Insidious Von]

Olympic snowboarder Mark McMorris has no shame, he's from a wealthy family yet he's shilling for Subway.

Their new slogan is "eat fresh, refresh", a more accurate slogan is "eat shit and die". The shit is highly carcinogenic, I wonder how Jared Fogle is feeling.

 

[Insidious Von]

What's the secret to Dr. Pepper's success, it goes unusually well with pizza.

 

[y2kmark]

What's the secret to Dr. Pepper's success, it goes unusually well with pizza.

It's made with prune juice - a warrior's drink!!!

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Olympic snowboarder Mark McMorris has no shame, he's from a wealthy family yet he's shilling for Subway.

Their new slogan is "eat fresh, refresh", a more accurate slogan is "eat shit and die". The shit is highly carcinogenic, I wonder how Jared Fogle is feeling.

Well. Fair warning is evident. It tastes like it would give you cancer. The whole Salty Battery Acid taste is kind of a hint.

 

[bazokajoe]

Olympic snowboarder Mark McMorris has no shame, he's from a wealthy family yet he's shilling for Subway.

Their new slogan is "eat fresh, refresh", a more accurate slogan is "eat shit and die". The shit is highly carcinogenic, I wonder how Jared Fogle is feeling.

He certainly keeps up the reputation of snowboarders, stupid and clueless.

 

[Insidious Von]

In a recent episode of Lucifer, the condemned to Hell are tortured by Justin Beiber playing an out of tune piano and singing without auto-tune - screams of anguish abound!

I've never heard his music but I do know he likes to spit on his fans and urinates in public. Tim Horton's is duping us into believing he should be revered with products, we should eat and drink his effluence.

I'm enjoying Lucifer btw, wickedly funny satire.

 

[Insidious Von]

Is their any truth to the rumour that Mary Brown's opened a shop in Buffalo?

Going to see my doctor will become a temptation, a Mary Brown's is opening right across from his office. I'm probably getting a Big Mary with a Dr. Pepper.