Conceited Loser Leaves Pathetic Message on Girl's Phone

[stinkynuts]

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/


You have got to hear this.... It's hilarious!!

The combination of arrogance and desperation is too much. Sounds like a complete control freak too. Pathetic.

 

[ig-88]

OTOH, I can't say I blame the guy. After all, didn't women say they want someone who's confident, a "real" man, a jerk, etc.?

 

[a 1 player]

Holy hell, would I love to leave that guy a message. There is so much to say and on so many levels.

What a cockhead.

 

[Powershot]

Damn he's a local loser too, 416

 

[shack]

I'm shocked that she didn't return my call because I really am a "catch". Oh well. Her loss.

 

[Stephi3]

Hahaha.. That is so funny.
I have had a few calls like this before, lol.. Wow oh wow. His desperation is pathetic.. And he thinks he "mr.perfect"... Oh my!!!

 

[whoasweet]

ahahah this guy is such a dick. amazing.

my favorite lines

"i don't play games like that"
and
"i'm a complete catch"

 

[stinkynuts]

ahahah this guy is such a dick. amazing.

my favorite lines

"i don't play games like that"
and
"i'm a complete catch"

You forgot:

"Give me a call when you have the courage to."

and

"Your friends were very jealous, even if they said they weren't"

and

"I'm working on a movie script"

and

"Women approach me six or seven times a day."

No wonder he's single...

 

[KBear]

LOL. I was expecting to hear his 3rd phone message.

 

[skypilot]

The guy probably gets alot of women.

 

[Jade4u]

Real code:

I get approached 6 to 7 times a day by women = I have not been laid in 6 or 7 months please take mercy on me.

I could have any woman I want = I want you but am afraid you will not keep me like all the rest. I have been abandoned by women too many times when they found out I am such a loser.

 

[dajodo2]

I disagree Jade.

I see nothing wrong with his message's.

His only mistake was giving her the benefit of a second.

He is a confidant successful man and knows he's a catch. Much like myself.

You see Jade most women are intimidated by men with confidence. They feel intimidated being in the company of these men. They often realize due to their own esteem issues they cannot possibly match in the relationship what the successful confident man has to offer. They feel they don't deserve a man with looks,intelligence, power, charisma.

Some of us have been blessed by the hand of God, most others have not.

Sometimes it feels more like a curse.

Sometimes I wish I was like the rest of the non gifted.

Actually... no I don't.

 

[RayFinkel]

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/


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[dajodo2]

Who are these hacks using my image on t-shirts without my consent?

http://dimitrithelover.com/shopping-genuine.html

I'm on the cell with my lawyer Sheppy (The Jew) Shpilka as we speak, hang on for a second, I'm being serviced as well and have to get them to stop.

OK, the girls are at bay but won't be for long.

I'm going to sue these fucking guys for everything they've got (probably not much).

Are you people starting to see what I mean about feeling cursed?

 

[a 1 player]

I disagree Jade.

I see nothing wrong with his message's.

His only mistake was giving her the benefit of a second.

He is a confidant successful man and knows he's a catch. Much like myself.

You see Jade most women are intimidated by men with confidence. They feel intimidated being in the company of these men. They often realize due to their own esteem issues they cannot possibly match in the relationship what the successful confident man has to offer. They feel they don't deserve a man with looks,intelligence, power, charisma.

Some of us have been blessed by the hand of God, most others have not.

Sometimes it feels more like a curse.

Sometimes I wish I was like the rest of the non gifted.

Actually... no I don't.

You are kidding right? Ok, you must be.

I am confident as well, but I treat women as people, not possessions to be badgered into a date. Jeezus, if any guy treated my sister like that I'd pound him into a bloody pulp. Actually, I think my sister would do it better than me.

 

[Jade4u]

I disagree Jade.

I see nothing wrong with his message's.

His only mistake was giving her the benefit of a second.

He is a confidant successful man and knows he's a catch. Much like myself.

You see Jade most women are intimidated by men with confidence. They feel intimidated being in the company of these men. They often realize due to their own esteem issues they cannot possibly match in the relationship what the successful confident man has to offer. They feel they don't deserve a man with looks,intelligence, power, charisma.

Some of us have been blessed by the hand of God, most others have not.

Sometimes it feels more like a curse.

Sometimes I wish I was like the rest of the non gifted.

Actually... no I don't.

Are you sure they are intimidated or just simply got sick of the ego? Is acting in such a manner reallly intelligent or arrogance? There is also those who think money is power and think they are better than anyone else. Intelligence is really knowing how to deal with people and to fit into a given situation at the right time. There is also pleanty of good looking men that would never behave in this way because they are the ones with respect for others. It is something to also be a gentleman with intelligence. Men who need thier money to get women to accept them because of an ego problem will not be successful with a true lady for long.

 

[Esco!]

Allright, which Terbite left that message??

I'm guessing MLAM, Fuji or A1 Player

 

[a 1 player]

Allright, which Terbite left that message??

I'm guessing MLAM, Fuji or A1 Player

Wansn't me, there was no begging in the message.

 

[LordLoki]

Wansn't me, there was no begging in the message.

Ohhh lots of beging in the message !!!!!!!!!

 

[Esco!]

Wansn't me, there was no begging in the message.

Wasnt me either, no slurring or passing out