Cooking with Semen

[dreamblade]

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

Description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!


Have your kitchen gushing with excitement!!!

If you ask me, this just re-affirms the statement that a man's place is indeed in the kitchen.

 

[CUPID]

Reviews from readers

I had always viewed having 3 testicles as a curse. People would make fun of me...High School gym class was a nightmare. But no more!! I have now found a use for old number 3! This book now gives me a purpose in life, and I'm proud to have a "trifecta.

My life partner Flayra and I no longer buy mayonnaise. As financially struggling video game developers, this has been a wonderful way to help save a little money - Max McGuire

I recently served the Flan to some of my neighbors, they tried and tried but just could not guess what that zest was.

As a poor grad student at Stanford I have been experimenting with this sort of thing for years. But it wasn't until I got this book that other people started enjoying my meals. No more assault charges for me!

what a good idea. I freeze mine and feed the iceblocks to my japanese girlfriend and presto no more pimples....great side benefit

 

[gibsomstreet]

"Cooking With Semen" would make a great band name.

 

[The Houdini]

And I thought My Dad was disgusting for eating Bulls' balls. Used to have them stored in the freezer.

Someone will always one up you on the disgusting/freak factor meter...

I think I'll continue to serve it (my specimen) a la carte.

Thanks Dreamblade....

 

[plunker]

Warning: not for the weak of stomach or people who are eating breakfast (escpecially scrambled eggs):

http://www.xhamster.com/movies/79693/after_bukkake_-_scrambled_eggs.html

 

[Master Baiter]

Warning: not for the weak of stomach or people who are eating breakfast (escpecially scrambled eggs):

http://www.xhamster.com/movies/79693/after_bukkake_-_scrambled_eggs.html

Oh good god. That's insane! I don't think you could pay me enough to do that!

 

[a 1 player]

I will not click. I will not click.

 

[alexmst]

I could tell a VERY funny story here about past escapades in my kitchen...but I won't...unless at least 7 members post here saying "Tell us!" (7 being my lucky number).

 

[gramage]

"Cooking With Semen" would make a great band name.

title of a concept album, with each song title being a food/beverage name

 

[STASH]

A1
Do Not Click....you Will Never Be The Same Again

 

[tboy]

And I thought My Dad was disgusting for eating Bulls' balls. Used to have them stored in the freezer.

Someone will always one up you on the disgusting/freak factor meter...

I think I'll continue to serve it (my specimen) a la carte.

Thanks Dreamblade....

Hmm I wonder if you know what "mountain oysters" are then?

 

[The Houdini]

Hmm I wonder if you know what "mountain oysters" are then?

No I don't. Dare I ask...

Btw, I didn't click on that link from Plunker. Also didn't click on "two women and a cup", or whatever the fuck the video was called.

I love the hobby, and will therefore refrain from viewing anything that may tarnish it.

 

[Cycleguy007]

No I don't. Dare I ask...

Btw, I didn't click on that link from Plunker. Also didn't click on "two women and a cup", or whatever the fuck the video was called.

I love the hobby, and will therefore refrain from viewing anything that may tarnish it.

Wise choice Houdini... Curiosity got the best of me, and in a moment of weakness, I made the mistake of clicking! (I made the same mistake w/ the 2 women and a cup one dammit!) I am now forever regretting it!!! Trust me! DO NOT CLICK!

 

[Master Baiter]

You will NEVER eat scrambled eggs again... ack!

I think the stupid girl doing the cooking never cooked in her life! Useless!

 

[tboy]

No I don't. Dare I ask...

Btw, I didn't click on that link from Plunker. Also didn't click on "two women and a cup", or whatever the fuck the video was called.

I love the hobby, and will therefore refrain from viewing anything that may tarnish it.

Well, bull balls are worse than mountain oysters. They are piglet's testicles. (no, not the one from Winnie the Pooh either lol).

I got suckered into trying them when I was a kid. I was told they were such and such Beans mixed in with home fried potatos. They weren't bad but after I was told what they were, never had em again.....

 

[toughb]

Nothing really new. I've been making cumquats for years...