CSI Invistigation - Case : Who bit the pussy?

[HAMSTER INSPECTOR]

CSI ( Cat Scene Investigation )

I have a friend that has a Siamese cat that has severe bite marks on his back ( about 3 or 4 inches below his neck line ) She thinks that a person has terrorized her cat and cut up his back. I suspect that he was in the act of FRAGRANTE DELICTO ( Humpin Puzzy ) and was caught by srprise by a male TOM cat that objected to him boffing one of his Ho's. If he had been attacked by the front he would not be all chewed up on his back. Any opinions from some of you other CSI Investigators?

 

[OddSox]

A person did it? WTF?

 

[Ceiling Cat]

There are a lot of crazy people out there!

 

[pencilneckgeek2]

Maybe a Hamster did it .

 

[dcbogey]

An owl or hawk

 

[Questor]

CSI ( Cat Scene Investigation )

I have a friend that has a Siamese cat that has severe bite marks on his back ( about 3 or 4 inches below his neck line ) She thinks that a person has terrorized her cat and cut up his back. I suspect that he was in the act of FRAGRANTE DELICTO ( Humpin Puzzy ) and was caught by srprise by a male TOM cat that objected to him boffing one of his Ho's. If he had been attacked by the front he would not be all chewed up on his back. Any opinions from some of you other CSI Investigators?

You'll have to run that one past me again. On second thought, don't bother. I don't know how a person somehow got put in the middle of this tale, but it seems pretty far fetched to me. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go put some ointment on some sensitive parts.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

more likely a raccoon or another cat...a dog also could have done it. she should take the cat into the vets as soon as possible as bites tend to get infected very quickly and she could have a very sick cat on her hands if she waits too long. The vet might also be able to shed some light on where the bites came from.

it is also possible her cat is bi.....maybe he was the middle 'm' in a mmf threesome

 

[bishop]

Sorry, it was me, I am chinese