Cuban Massage
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Are you for real???Travelling to Varadero, Cuba soon. Does anyone know if the Resort offer a massage with a happy ending?
Staying at the Blau Varadero Resort.
For sure I am real, it has been common knowledge, have you been hiding under a rock?
I guess so, cause I've never heard of this before. I can't imagine proper management allowing this conduct to go on at family resorts.
I have spent a great deal of time in Cuba. My sister and I did some work with the University of Havana.. I can tell you that I've never heard of any massage offered at any resort that ends with a "happy ending".. Most people "hobby" in Cuba by picking up local girls who are willing to fuck you for nice things.. Often they negotiate a cash price, but sometimes they're just happy for you to shower them with gifts while you're there.. Many resorts won't let you bring these local girls back to your room because there are rules (and strict laws) about such things.. Often times a tip to the security guard at the gate is needed.. I can't see ANY resort allowing ANY happy endings to happen on a massage table at their resort (at least not as common practice).. Yes, I'm sure there's the odd Cuban massage girl who would be willing to do such things, but it won't be an "understood given" service.
You mean this;
03-15-2014, 01:39 AM #7
withpassion
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OMG! It's Cuba. Go anywhere, dispose of your North American sensibilities and almost everyone is available for whatever.
There are two things to remember: 1) They actually enjoy sex; 2) 99.9999% of any female approached will be flattered whether or not they are interested in going further.
Knowing some Spanish helps--a lot. But they quickly get the idea. Now, I'm not sure if you are looking for massage with a HJ because you think you are pushing the limits or because that is what you really want.
If it's the former, then the options are absolutely unbelievable. You just have to be bold, smile, be patient and gently try to get your point across. Trust me, they will get it and smile even if they say no. Just remember, $60 is high end. it's no more than a hundred if you're not inclinded to look around or be firm. Of course, Veradero is a bit more isolated, but any girls you see there will know exactly what you are talking about, so have fun and enjoy. The meeting and greeting is all part of that heady experience...just don't be shy (ie. North American).
Here's hoping you have a great time!!
dude....he's not talking about a family resort with a masseuse on site.....
He's talking about picking up local women. A Cuban women working on a resort would probably be terrified if management found out, or even worse police. Cuban women can go jail just for talking to gringo's. Never mind one that works at family resort and decides to start jerking guys off.
That's correct, however the PM's I have been getting say otherwise. If I get some action all the better, if not, I know where to go.
Found this older thread; http://www.tripadvisor.ca/ShowTopic...t_resort-Varadero_Matanzas_Province_Cuba.html
