cum texture

[tonnyandreti]

Some days it’s it water… some days it is thick.
Anyone figures out what kind of a diet would increase volume and thickness?

 

[Ref]

Some days it’s it water… some days it is tick.
Anyone figures out what kind of a diet would increase volume and thickness?

Lot's of water and cornstarch

 

[bazokajoe]

Some days it’s it water… some days it is tick.
Anyone figures out what kind of a diet would increase volume and thickness?

If you have tick in your jizz, better go see a doctor,lol

 

[Jenesis]

Some days it’s it water… some days it is tick.
Anyone figures out what kind of a diet would increase volume and thickness?

Why do you want to increase volume and thickness? I don’t get this. Is this a mucho guy thing? Do you think women judge you on your cum? Because I can tell you, we don’t care. I have never heard a woman say “my man is great but his cum is a little too watery for me”

 

[Goodoer]

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Why do you want to increase volume and thickness? I don’t get this. Is this a mucho guy thing? Do you think women judge you on your cum? Because I can tell you, we don’t care. I have never heard a woman say “my man is great but it cum is a little too watery for me”

Going by their facial expressions, I think a thick and powerful cum shot seems to get some respect from the ladies…. It’s nice to get the Wow! or Holy Cow! comments.

 

[Jenesis]

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Going by their facial expressions, I think a thick and powerful cum shot seems to get some respect from the ladies…. It’s nice to get the Wow! or Holy Cow! comments.

Women fake a lot of things. Just saying.

And also “wow” or “holy cow” doesn’t mean “yeah I love thick cum” they could just be shock by the volume but it does mean we care. Even I have said wow but it is just shock, or even in my younger days, it was fake. I didn’t care but I figured it would make the guy feel good. My abusive ex is a good example. I faked my “enjoyment” over his loads when I truly didn’t give two shits.

I guess maybe the odd lady maybe but again I have never heard a woman ever make a comment about a man cum other then they think it is gross. Some don’t care and I guess a small few truly love it. That is honestly the only conversations that I have heard. We are talking in person, with friends, with escorts, online in female only boards, etc.

I mean by all means if you make YOU feel better, go for it but women for the most part do not care at all and more think cum is gross from my experience.

Maybe I will do a poll on another site I am on and get the general opinion of women there since it is an all women’s board. Non escort related. More average women talking women’s problems type board.

 

[Bagilson]

Women fake a lot of things. Just saying.

And also “wow” or “holy cow” doesn’t mean “yeah I love thick cum” they could just be shock by the volume but it does mean we care. Even I have said wow but it is just shock, or even in my younger days, it was fake. I didn’t care but I figured it would make the guy feel good. My abusive ex is a good example. I faked my “enjoyment” over his loads when I truly didn’t give two shits.

I guess maybe the odd lady maybe but again I have never heard a woman ever make a comment about a man cum other then they think it is gross. Some don’t care and I guess a small few truly love it. That is honestly the only conversations that I have heard. We are talking in person, with friends, with escorts, online in female only boards, etc.

I mean by all means if you make YOU feel better, go for it but women for the most part do not care at all and more think cum is gross from my experience.

Maybe I will do a poll on another site I am on and get the general opinion of women there since it is an all women’s board. Non escort related. More average women talking women’s problems type board.

From my standpoint it’s nothing to do with the woman. I like watching my cum dribble out of a pussy. The more, the whiter the better. Same with a puddle on the belly or lines across the tits. Oddly, I never got off on facials, but do love seeing cum in the bush or in the hair.
Also, best way to increase volume is save up for a few days.

 

[Jenesis]

From my standpoint it’s nothing to do with the woman. I like watching my cum dribble out of a pussy. The more, the whiter the better. Same with a puddle on the belly or lines across the tits. Oddly, I never got off on facials, but do love seeing cum in the bush or in the hair.
Also, best way to increase volume is save up for a few days.

I can understand that. Guys are very visual so I can see how this visual could be a turn on for sure.

Don’t come see me, you get it in my hair - like Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the terrorist says

I Kill You!

 

[Bagilson]

I can understand that. Guys are very visual so I can see how this visual could be a turn on for sure.

Don’t come see me, you get it in my hair - like Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the terrorist says

I Kill You!

Better than the eye.
One time, in my early days before I was the worldly smooth dude I am today, I was removing the condom and pulled a bit to hard in the wrong place. Condom came off and flung its contents….straight into her eye! This was only our second time having sex with each other, after the initial surprise we laughed it off and washed it out (she said it stung a little). I made it up to here by eating her out (again). We were both young enough at the time that eating pussy was a mysterious and novel treat.

 

[Jenesis]

Better than the eye.
One time, in my early days before I was the worldly smooth dude I am today, I was removing the condom and pulled a bit to hard in the wrong place. Condom came off and flung its contents….straight into her eye! This was only our second time having sex with each other, after the initial surprise we laughed it off and washed it out (she said it stung a little). I made it up to here by eating her out (again). We were both young enough at the time that eating pussy was a mysterious and novel treat.

This true. The eye is a bitch and it stings. LOL.

This is probably why I don’t like facials. I don’t mind cum on my face but y’all don’t aim well. I mean I get it, I couldn’t aim mid-orgasm either but …. LOL.

 

[jeff2]

Women fake a lot of things. Just saying.

And also “wow” or “holy cow” doesn’t mean “yeah I love thick cum” they could just be shock by the volume but it does mean we care. Even I have said wow but it is just shock, or even in my younger days, it was fake. I didn’t care but I figured it would make the guy feel good. My abusive ex is a good example. I faked my “enjoyment” over his loads when I truly didn’t give two shits.

I guess maybe the odd lady maybe but again I have never heard a woman ever make a comment about a man cum other then they think it is gross. Some don’t care and I guess a small few truly love it. That is honestly the only conversations that I have heard. We are talking in person, with friends, with escorts, online in female only boards, etc.

I mean by all means if you make YOU feel better, go for it but women for the most part do not care at all and more think cum is gross from my experience.

Maybe I will do a poll on another site I am on and get the general opinion of women there since it is an all women’s board. Non escort related. More average women talking women’s problems type board.

Yeah. If men didn't have these fantasies, the world would be too boring for them.

 

[angrymime666]

Why do you want to increase volume and thickness? I don’t get this. Is this a mucho guy thing? Do you think women judge you on your cum? Because I can tell you, we don’t care. I have never heard a woman say “my man is great but his cum is a little too watery for me”

the more you pump out, the longer and intense the orgasm. at least for me.

 

[tonnyandreti]

If you have tick in your jizz, better go see a doctor,lol

Lol stupid typo…

 

[xmontrealer]

I never liked cum. Back in the pre-condom days when my birth control method was often "pull out & pray", I would immediately run to the bathroom, make a clean face towel nice and warm and wet, and then I'd bring it back to my girlfriend to wipe the goo off her tummy or back, whichever was the landing zone...

And I'd seriously get religion if she was a little bit "late", but lose it again when she got her period!

 

[NoillyPrat87]

Hillarious thread!!! Even the typo made my morning

 

[Sonic Temple]

Wait, was there an answer on what type of diet would achieve the volume and thickness....curious for a friend .

 

[boomboom]

I'm told that eating pineapple for a couple of days changes the taste & texture for the good...... but I'm not sure was garlic does

 

[boomboom]

Things also change as you age....

 

[tonnyandreti]

This is amazing and amusing… I didn’t know I would have so many replies.
Thanks everyone.

 

[Indiana]