Has there ever been a scientific Terb study and analysis on the direct correlation concerning the size a dancer's handkerchief and the level of fun available? Some girls carry little 10� x 10� handkerchiefs and some carry large bath towels. Also… does the colour of their handkerchief or bath towel tell us anything about the dancer’s personality?
Dancer's Handkerchiefs
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Calloway
Stop taking so much Viagra...your thinking way too much !
Oh wait that's me ...now I have a stiff neck
Stop taking so much Viagra...your thinking way too much !
Oh wait that's me ...now I have a stiff neck
Did I say tablets... as in the plural form meaning more than one? Yikes... maybe that explains everything...
Reminds me of once, many moons ago, when my friends bought me a dance in the tickle room at Mirage. The chick was pretty cute, but when she bent over at one point, I naively thought that a thread from the terry towel was caught in her woo hoo. Then I realized that the thread jutting forth was white, and the towel was not.....
Excuse me, I have to go wash my memory now.
Excuse me, I have to go wash my memory now.
Well for Christmas this year Emma... you're getting big white fluffy ones from me so that you can play out my fantasy of losing my virginity to an SP with virginity. Mmmmmm... is that possible? Sounds like another TV reality show in the early stages... what should we call it? "Big White Fluffy"... "The Jelly Crystal"... "Emma... Fact or Fiction?"... "Calloway does Emma" or "Emma does Calloway"?
How dare you steal the virginities of these men without the approval of their parents or at least the permission of this board. Hey... I just figured out that Emma22 stands for the 22 men that you have ruined for life and turned them into sexually addicted Terbites. Did we already meet a few years ago... was I #1?
Umm...well the first few, no I didn't get the permission of their parents or the board. But any virgins on the board feel free to contact me and I will give the special "viginity popping" package to.
*kisses*
Emma
P.S: If anyone here actually claims to be a virgin, you are LYING!
*kisses*
Emma
P.S: If anyone here actually claims to be a virgin, you are LYING!
Okay I did some serious competitive analysis on this issue today which took me to SC's from TO to Kitchener. Here are my findings. Dancers who carry dark or black handkerchiefs usually have dark or black hair. Dancers who carry dark or black handkerchiefs are searching for the love that will complete them. They enjoy familiar and comfortable surroundings like home cooking... quiet evenings... and candlelight. They're slow and sensual creatures that they'll drive you wild with desire. They are much better at marathons than at the hundred-yard dash, so if you want an athletic amour, you'd better visit another romantic racetrack! What's best of all is their approach to all things loving and affectionate is that their supremely sensual recipe for sexual success is lavishly sprinkled with the rose petals of romance. These libidinous lovers are ruled by voluptuous Venus, the goddess of love, so romance runs in rivers through their veins. When a dancer... who carries dark or black handkerchiefs is in love... they'll give their all to their other half, in a wonderful way. But if they're betrayed, their phenomenal fidelity will falter and eventually collapse completely. And that's when you'll see the tormented and troubled temper. All you have to do to avoid it is love them and not let them down.
Nothing prescribed or illegal... just a couple cold beers and a beautiful young dancer with a black handkerchief...
you know, when i first saw this thread i thought it was a great idea - would give me some information, and if structured properly dancers could give terb members some advance advertising of what to expect in the VIP (so the $22 at the Manor doesn't go to waste), without actually saying it.
Any way we can get back to the topic? I certainly will pay attention on future adventures and report back findings.
Any way we can get back to the topic? I certainly will pay attention on future adventures and report back findings.
Calloway has told you everything you need to know about dancers with dark hankerchiefs. Now we need someone to do the same in depth analysis of dancers with light coloured hankerchiefs.highwayhardrun said:
Any way we can get back to the topic? I certainly will pay attention on future adventures and report back findings.
I did see a blonde girl last night with a rolled up white fluffy towel... but was obviously busy with a dark-haired girl who had a black handkerchief. I'll continue with my research on the other colours and report back.
Be sure and wear white pants..........those white towels leave white fluffies all over youcalloway said:I did see a blonde girl last night with a rolled up white fluffy towel... but was obviously busy with a dark-haired girl who had a black handkerchief. I'll continue with my research on the other colours and report back.
