Defrocked; Not what you think

[Kirby2006]

While walking my dog in the park this morning I noticed a pair of abandoned jeans. Not the first time I've seen apparel strewn about in strange places. Assuming this case was a disrupted intimate social gathering,I have to ask:

Why only 1 pair of abandoned jeans?
Did a full moon and a half moon appear simultaneously?
When fleeing the scene wouldn't one want to mount a rearguard defence?

I guess it all depants on the situation.
Maybe some more adventurous members here have some intimate knowledge or close encounters with this phenomenon.

 

[IM469]

Hulk !

You don't really think that he only loses his shirt when he grows ?

 

[Kirby2006]

Nope wasn't Hulk. Pants weren't ripped. He was there though. No shirt but he did lose his shit. Maybe he scared off the coupling couple.

 

[kherg007]

While walking my dog in the park this morning I noticed a pair of abandoned jeans. Not the first time I've seen apparel strewn about in strange places. Assuming this case was a disrupted intimate social gathering,I have to ask:

Why only 1 pair of abandoned jeans?
Did a full moon and a half moon appear simultaneously?
When fleeing the scene wouldn't one want to mount a rearguard defence?

I guess it all depants on the situation.
Maybe some more adventurous members here have some intimate knowledge or close encounters with this phenomenon.

Ahhh....so that's where they are...thanks for finding them kirby...just drop them by the house..lol.

 

[corrie fan]

A few years ago there was a pair of black panties hanging on a farm fence near my house. No idea how they got there. They were there for almost a year before they disappeared. It made me grin every time I drove by.

 

[Kirby2006]

Ahhh....so that's where they are...thanks for finding them kirby...just drop them by the house..lol.

I didn't pick them up but I walked by again this morning and they were gone. I assumed you came back for them.

I would love to see a review of your dalliance in the daisies, your tryst in the trees. Good,bad,repeat?
If it catches on the mods could open a new section. "Outdoor Outcalls".

 

[kherg007]

I didn't pick them up but I walked by again this morning and they were gone. I assumed you came back for them.

I would love to see a review of your dalliance in the daisies, your tryst in the trees. Good,bad,repeat?
If it catches on the mods could open a new section. "Outdoor Outcalls".

Lol read my SE Asia outcall with sinthia...that will blow your pants off...lol