Depardieu

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Piss off!

snakes on a plane sounds downright charming compared to this.

French film icon gérard depardieu just couldn't hold it in any longer after his air france flight from paris to dublin was delayed on wednesday. So when he asked the flight crew if he could use la toilette and was told he'd have to hold it, he did what any self-important celebrity would do:

He peed on the carpet. Really.

Read more: http://ca.eonline.com/news/what_pisser_gerard_depardieu_urinates/258594#ixzz1vimq0jhc
 

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apparently the pilot told depardieu "ok now urine trouble"
 

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French film star Gerard Depardieu stood up and urinated in the aisle of a packed flight because the plane's toilets were closed.

The drunk 63-year-old actor called out 'I need to piss, I need to piss' as the flight from Paris to Dublin was preparing for take-off on Tuesday evening.

But cabin crew told him that because the plane was taxiing to the runway he would have to wait until they were airborne and the seat-belts signs had been turned off.

So instead, the star of Jean de Florette and Green Card stood up, unzipped his flies and relieved himself in the cabin - to the horror of fellow passengers.

The Air France flight - operated by Ireland's City Jet - then returned to the stand and was delayed for two hours while it was cleaned.

A shocked woman passenger told France's Europe 1 radio: 'Mr Depardieu who was clearly drunk called out to cabin crew repeatedly that he 'needed to piss' as the plane was heading to the runway.

'An air hostess told him he's had to wait 15 minutes until we were in the air and he could leave his seat.
'She told him there was nothing she could do until then and that he would have to hold it in.
'But he replied that he couldn't wait, then he just stood up and urinated on the floor.'

Air France refused to comment on the incident today.

And it was not clear if Depardieu was allowed to remain on the flight when it eventually took off.

The actor was voted France's third most irritating celebrity in a 2010 poll.
He came behind First Lady Carla Bruni and film star Alain Delon.
Depardieu himself admitted earlier this year in an interview that he could 'often behave like a complete asshole' in public


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...fused-permission-to-toilet.html#ixzz1VIye0xdm
 

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Surprised Laddie missed this one so far.
You know how he luvs his Frenchman...:eyebrows:
 

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Surprised Laddie missed this one so far.
You know how he luvs his Frenchman
He has always been nice to french sailors. And funny he never has married.


 

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I guess his mommy forgot to remind him to go to the bathroom before he left home.
 

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The guys from france. What more needs to be said.

And as for you danmand, your homo fixation has long passed the point of being merely disturbing. Seek help now and not from the Pekker.

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And as for you danmand, your homo fixation has long passed the point of being merely disturbing. Seek help now and not from the Pekker.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm
 

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The guys from france. What more needs to be said.

And as for you danmand, your homo fixation has long passed the point of being merely disturbing. Seek help now and not from the Pekker.
LMAO!!!!
We all know you have extensive experience at lending a hand Laddie from when you inspected your Units units, back in the day....

 

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LMAO!!!!
We all know you have extensive experience at lending a hand Laddie from when you inspected your Units units, back in the day....


You do have a disturbing collection of images stored in your computer. Stay where you are, the FBI will be there soon.


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You do have a disturbing collection of images stored in your computer. Stay where you are, the FBI will be there soon.
LOL!
When they came I referred FBI to the RCMP, who in short order said they made a positive ID of it as Laddie (in the red beret) who was famous for doing his daily short-arm inspections and who was well known to your Mounties. The RCMP said Laddie was well known as a 'hands on' kinda Unit leader...:eyebrows:
 

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You do have a disturbing collection of images stored in your computer. Stay where you are, the FBI will be there soon.


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It's one of Woodie's collection from the summer picnic of his Western New York Linux Users Group and don't let him tell you differently. Their only complaint was nowhere to put their pocket savers.
 

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It's one of Woodie's collection from the summer picnic of his Western New York Linux Users Group and don't let him tell you differently. Their only complaint was nowhere to put their pocket savers.
Wrong again AppleJack, pay attention.
In another thread Laddie acknowledged it was a pic from his past military Unit's album collection that was leaked out by Wikileaks back when they were warming up for bigger and better fish to fry!...:eyebrows:
 

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