Done with Kitchener MP's!

[Dhalsim]

That's it, I'm done... gonna mission it out to Brampton or Toronto from now on... and here's why.

Went to Phoenix yesterday (Should've known better but what're you gonna do when you get the urge right???)...

I opted for the 30 min reverse session at $50 with Eve. Another MPA whose name I can't remember took me to the room where I got ready... about 5 minutes later Eve comes in and we start to talkin... here's where things go to shit:

Hand release is $40 she tells me, and then any other tipping options would be $$$ on top of that $40. I look at her like wtf?? I had been there maybe 6 months prior... paid $40 for a half-hour session, another $20 for topless and had no problems. Now she tells me she wants $40 just for the release and $60 for topless?!?! What the hell is that? And she also tells me because I'm undressed that I can't get my money back at that point... man was I pissed. I asked her if she was sure that was the price, told her about my previous experience there, and she says "well maybe that girl was hurtin for cash, $40 for release has always been standard here." Which I know is a huge Friggin Lie!

So I said f*ck it, just got the massage, didn't pay for the release, tried to relax my anger away and left still really pissed off.

What the hell is going on in Kitchener these days??? She told me they had only two customers come in on a Saturday so I figure they were hurting for cash, but come on! That's just takin things way too far.

Looks: 7/10 (bit of a tummy... kept talkin about her kids and shit - not a big turn on)
Massage - 8/10 - good, but whatever, nothing special
Release - no comment
Return - Never Again!!!

Ps. I asked the other MPA on my way out if the price Eve quoted me was correct and I was told it was... so looks like they're all in for the big cash grab, be warned!!!

 

[CambridgeBoy]

Try aromatherapy in Guelph. Saves the drive to Brampton.

 

[calloway]

Thanks for the feedback and I agree with you. IMHO Phoenix has dropped in the standings to the worst MP in KW... although there was a time when it was #1. High employee turnover, inconsistent service, too much media publicity, LE busts and death threats have all lead to the problems this location is facing right now. Maybe it will change... maybe it won't. I sure won't take any more chances here. I'd rather drive to Guelph and the Speedvale locations.

Dhalsim... I encourage you to get rid of your stress this weekend when the Kayla and Jasmine's Dynamic Duo roadtrip arrives in town. PM her to see if any appointments are still available... $100 single/$200 duo. Find out what real quality is...

 

[chickita]

Yes, $100 and that includes everything you just mentioned in the first post. Pm for more details...I will fill you in on everything....From what I hear, these parlours, or at least some of them are a complete rip off....anyway, enough of me babbling, just sent me a message....

Kayla

 

[calloway]

On the way home last night and felt a little nostalgic after my first 6 options weren't available. If you can believe it... I actually stopped into Phoenix. Dead.. three ladies available... no physical changes inside from my last visit almost two years ago. No eye candy last night... but selected from the best of the three even though she was probably in her 40's. Goes by the name Shauna... apparently used to work at Exxotica under a different name. Longer blonde hair, 120lbs, 5'5"... very sexxy voice. $50 at the door for the reverse and tipped $60. Yes... I know I was stupid to spend that kind of money... but it's only money. Expectations were low and I was pleasantly surprised. Soft sensual massage... great two hand technique... excellent pace and conversation throughout. Shanua still has a very nice bum and set of legs... decent B cup... but some serious stretch marks. Would I repeat? Probably not... but no complaints... very nice lady. If you ever wondered what your Mother's best friend might be like and no other options are available... you may want to go see her.

 

[joej]

Calloway...you haven't convinced me. I used to be a weekly Phoenix visitor a few years back. I always tipped if the service was good and the better the service the better the tip. But I haven't been there in over a year and I probably will never go back. And the sad part is they don't get it. As was indicated above the business is dead. Wouldn't it be better to have customers and give value for service and make some money. People know when they're being ripped off and I think people are wising up!

 

[calloway]

Trust me Joej... I'm not suggesting Phoenix is the place to go. I was just simply sharing my review. As far as MP's go in the local area... I'm still on the record for recommending the Guelph locations on Speedvale.

 

[sirloinofsteak]

Now for my 2 pennies : I too have avoided going tp Phoenix for some time now, because of what I heard ( I mean read) in the newspapers. But my coriousity got the best of me and I visited about a month ago. I was seen by Eve, and I told her at one time I was a regular here, but stayed away for above reasons. To put quickly, she never told me about an extra fee for release, and I found here massage technique to be rather interesting. She asked if I would mind a "Different Style", I said sure. Wow, those feet of her are magic!! For all the effort and friendliness she put in, I "tipped" her $60.00. Well worth it to me!! Will I repat?? Not sure, I am looking to some "indies" for a change.

 

[joej]

...and Calloway my intent is not to criticise. I appreciate your great reviews. But my thinking is that these girls don't understand the laws of supply and demand. It frustrates me when these people ignore what the marketplace is offering these days. You can get a great SP who will offer you a full nude massage (and more if you want it) for less than what these ladies are offering. I just don't get it?

 

[ceo8888ca]

Joej...

You've got it!

It's the MP's that's not getting it !

 

[calloway]

I would be curious how much impact the owners have in the setting of tipping rates... or whether the ladies are allowed to set their own as a group.

 

[calloway]

I'm officially notifying my fellow Terbites that I am removing my "seal of approval" for 400 Speedvale in Guelph... unless it's with Karla. Too many personnel changes over the past few months and it's become an assembly line. At least 226 Speedvale remains consistent in their quality of service and choice of ladies.

It's too bad because I was just starting to learn some spanish words and phrases... "Oh Calloway... usted tiene el más grande que he visto siempre"

 

[GENTLEMAN_Wloo]

Fellow TERBS ... I loaded Calloway's spanish phrase into an online translator as my spanish is a bit rusty ... it means ..."Oh Calloway..... you have the largest one I have ever seen" (you know he never did say what they were referring to)

With the recent post on Red Jenna and Calloway maybe 400 Speedvale worsened the quality of their service to ensure that Calloway stayed a virgin!...at least for one day!

 

[calloway]

Gentleman_Wloo... you got it all wrong... Karla and I were comparing our new body piercings...