Euphemisms for impotence...

[Shades]

The all time top euphemisms for impotence...

15. 180 degrees shy of heaven

14. Performing with Flaccido Domingo

13. A few parts shy of an erector set

12. Sch-wing and a miss

11. Not rising to the level of impeachable offense

10. The Null Monty

9. Disappointing Miss Daisy

8. Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics

7. Ascension Deficit Disorder

6. Bouncing the Check of Love

5. Less-than-Magic Johnson

4. All Doled up with nowhere to go

3. Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You

2. Serving boneless pork

1. Unleavened Man-Bread

 

[Bear669]

Thanks!

LOL

 

[Bill the Pirate]

and from Monty Python

Limpus Dickus

 

[snowleopard]

What do you call an impotent politician?

Erectorally challenged!

 

[Dick Starbuck]

Shootin' pool with a rope...

 

[healer677]

Pushing a Volkswagen up a hill - with a rope. lol

 

[snowleopard]

A member in poor standing?

 

[OddSox]

Damn, what was the name of that movie with the ice-fishing and the old guy who had 101 different names for doing the nasty?

 

[Dick Starbuck]

Damn, what was the name of that movie with the ice-fishing and the old guy who had 101 different names for doing the nasty?

Grumpy Old Men. The end credits are hilarious. Probably on youtube...

 

[papasmerf]

seems like my Laddie is a Great Bear

 

[Cycleguy007]

limp noodle

 

[Hangman]

and from Monty Python

Limpus Dickus

That was "Biggus Dickus". That belongs in Rayfinkel's big dick thread LOL.

As for impotence terms: Good at DATY.