Evil Bunnies

tileboys

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I've seen some rabbits wandering around my house.I think that they're under my patio and maybe digging holes under my house.They keep giving me a dirty look.My question is...are these things dangerous when cornered,such as raccoons?I've heard that they can be vicious.

They don't look like the fluffy ones you see in the pet store. :rolleyes:
 

bigdik

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TIM: Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the
entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel
that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty
men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt
your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits
you all with nasty big pointy teeth.
ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

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Scene 21

[clop clop whinny]
???: They're nervous, sire.
ARTHUR: Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot.
Dis-mount!
TIM: Behold the cave of Caerbannog!
ARTHUR: Right! Keep me covered.
???: What with?
ARTHUR: Just keep me covered.
TIM: Too late!
[chord]
ARTHUR: What?
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul,
cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's
a killer!
???: Get stuffed!
TIM: It'll do you a trick, mate!
???: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You manky Scot's git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the
bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin'
right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[chord]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
ROBIN: I did it again!
TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew
it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't
it? Well, it's always the same, I always--
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!
TIM: --But do they listen to me?--
ARTHUR: Right!
TIM: -Oh, no--
KNIGHTS: Charge!
[squeak squeak]
KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.
KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!
TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.
ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?
???: Gawain.
???: Hector.
ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five.
GALAHAD: Three, sir.
ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal
assault, that rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.
GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will
make a mistake.
 

Fuzzy Thumper

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tileboys said:
I've seen some rabbits wandering around my house.I think that they're under my patio and maybe digging holes under my house.They keep giving me a dirty look.My question is...are these things dangerous when cornered,such as raccoons?I've heard that they can be vicious.

They don't look like the fluffy ones you see in the pet store.
We can't ALL be "cute".

You are correct - we are WICKED dangerous. Bonafide "powderkegs", all on the brink of "going off". But as long as you (1) don't sneak up on us - 'cause we really f#cking hate the "surprises" you bipeds tend to pull, and (2) give us lots and lots of carrots, we'll get along fabulously.


Now make with the carrots.

;)


P.S. If you REALLY want to get on our good side, have the occasional SRM Superstar MPA to come and play with us... we'll be your friend for life....
 

bugsbunny

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Fuzzy Thumper said:
We can't ALL be "cute".

You are correct - we are WICKED dangerous. Bonafide "powderkegs", all on the brink of "going off". But as long as you (1) don't sneak up on us - 'cause we really f#cking hate the "surprises" you bipeds tend to pull, and (2) give us lots and lots of carrots, we'll get along fabulously.


Now make with the carrots.

;)


P.S. If you REALLY want to get on our good side, have the occasional SRM Superstar MPA to come and play with us... we'll be your friend for life....
Just leave my cousins alone...they're harmless
 

Fuzzy Thumper

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bugsbunny said:
Just leave my cousins alone...they're harmless
Dude... Ixnay on the Armlesshay. I'm working him for CARROTS and SOPHIES - for US.

*points conspiculously at his own fluffy tail and big ears*

Pay attention, and act all mean and nasty for a little while.... ;)
 

WhaWhaWha

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Wild rabbits are vermin like anything else. Exterminators charge a bundle. You need some accordion style drier tubing. Run it from your car exhaust to the space under your patio. Have everyone leave the house for an hour. Open all the doors and windows to let the air in. Run the car for about 20 minutes. The rabbits will either leave or die where they hide. Works on skunks too.
 

Jack Mioff

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Monty

That Monty Python rendition had me peeing my armour I was laughing so much. Brings back memories of going to see that movie 11 times in the theatre.

Thanks, Bigdik.

Cheers,
Jack.
 
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