This is disgusting - but funny.
Oh, and in case you think this is an urban legend, it's a Snopes verified story. I think I'd feel better if it wasn't, though.
'Every month in "The Journal of Human Sexuality," they publish a "case of the month."
One of my favorites involved a married woman who went to the gynecologist complaining of a malodorous discharge.
The doctor performed an exam, but the discharge wasn't characteristic of any of the usual maladies that sometimes plague women.
He wasn't all that alarmed, though, until the results of the pap smear came back.
The report indicated that the cells "weren't human." It didn't venture a guess as to the origin of the cells — it just indicated they weren't a type of cell that you'd see in a human being.
The doctor asked the woman to come back for a repeat exam. He put her in the stirrups, inserted his speculum into the woman's vagina, and scooped out a large piece of loose, decaying flesh.
Remarkably, it looked like a long tongue, but certainly not a human tongue.
The woman, upon questioning, finally confessed that her husband was a hunter. He had recently brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She saw the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use as a masturbatory aid.
She didn't remember leaving it up there.'
Oh, and in case you think this is an urban legend, it's a Snopes verified story. I think I'd feel better if it wasn't, though.
'Every month in "The Journal of Human Sexuality," they publish a "case of the month."
One of my favorites involved a married woman who went to the gynecologist complaining of a malodorous discharge.
The doctor performed an exam, but the discharge wasn't characteristic of any of the usual maladies that sometimes plague women.
He wasn't all that alarmed, though, until the results of the pap smear came back.
The report indicated that the cells "weren't human." It didn't venture a guess as to the origin of the cells — it just indicated they weren't a type of cell that you'd see in a human being.
The doctor asked the woman to come back for a repeat exam. He put her in the stirrups, inserted his speculum into the woman's vagina, and scooped out a large piece of loose, decaying flesh.
Remarkably, it looked like a long tongue, but certainly not a human tongue.
The woman, upon questioning, finally confessed that her husband was a hunter. He had recently brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She saw the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use as a masturbatory aid.
She didn't remember leaving it up there.'
