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TheNiteHwk

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Eyeglasses finder/beeper.

We have them for cordless phones so why not for lost eyeglasses?

If you put your phone down somewhere and know not where later all you do is push the pager button on the base unit and you'll hear where your phone is.

I'm forever taking my glasses off when I want to read or use computer. (I know, I know... I should have bought bi-focals... but whatever) When finished reading or using computer I want to watch TV or check out some eyecandy walking by house... do you think I can find my glasses... not on your life.

I just know there is a fellow TERBite out here who sees (no pun intended) the limitless streams of $$ old fogies like myself with severe short term memeory will pay for such a lifsaver. I'll leave it up to you techno wizzards to figure out how to make it work. Details, details... you put together the techno side of it... I'll take care of the marketing side.

It's just a big red dot in the middle of your forehead. Whenever one loses their glasses just push button and glasses where ever they are start to beep and flash bright rainbow colored lights like the disco ball at your fav SC. As an added feature (deluxe model) you can even add a vibrate function for those who leave glasses one while DATY. !<LOL>!

Talk about a lifsaver. We will be laughing all the way to the bank. Interested investors or working partners please contact asap for futher info. :D
 

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If you have the ability to misplace your goggles, you'll have the inability to find the beeper too :)
 

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Eyeglasses finder/beeper, eh?

I actually came up with my own invention.

Listen to this one guys. Its not patented yet, so don't steal it. Promise, okay?

Girlfriend finder/beeper!

If you have a steady or short-term girlfriend. You can find her, if you ever happen to lose her.

And if you don't have a girlfriend. This device even helps you find one!
 

TheNiteHwk

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Terminator2000 said:
Eyeglasses finder/beeper, eh?

I actually came up with my own invention.

Listen to this one guys. Its not patented yet, so don't steal it. Promise, okay?

Girlfriend finder/beeper!

If you have a steady or short-term girlfriend. You can find her, if you ever happen to lose her.

And if you don't have a girlfriend. This device even helps you find one!
I'll go even one better.

Beeping penetration entrance finder w/vibrator option! It for those nights that you’re just slightly off and feeling really awkward cause you can't locate the gates to heaven. Just listen closely for that subtle homing beacon... when you feel the vibration... stick it in there quick before you lose it. The ultra deluxe model comes with various optional recordings that come one when you enter the sweet spot. "Honey I'm HOME!" or "Ahhhhh, there's no place like HOME!" :p
 

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They could start putting locators on remotes.
 

Terminator2000

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TheNiteHwk said:
Eyeglasses finder/beeper.

We have them for cordless phones so why not for lost eyeglasses?
Okay, okay....how about this one?

Hot girl at club's muscle-popping, steroid-jacked, angry, VERY un-forgiving, ruthless, INSANELY-jealous 6'6 boyfriend with criminal record taller than the CN-TOWER finder/beeper.

Bound to be useful when you're using your top-notch, dynamite, fool-proof pick-up lines on the tall, low-rise tight-tight-tight stone washed jeans tight against her FIRM ASS girl with the very high tank top that shows ALL of her belly button, all of her shoulders, MOST of her CLEAVAGE and MOST of her golden-tanned skin with a doll's face to top off the whipped cream of this YUMMY dish of SUPREME DESSERT with a cherry ON TOP!

THERE! How's THAT for an INVENTION!
 

TheNiteHwk

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Terminator2000 said:
Bound to be useful when you're using your top-notch, dynamite, fool-proof pick-up lines on the tall, low-rise tight-tight-tight stone washed jeans tight against her FIRM ASS girl with the very high tank top that shows ALL of her belly button, all of her shoulders, MOST of her CLEAVAGE and MOST of her golden-tanned skin with a doll's face to top off the whipped cream of this YUMMY dish of SUPREME DESSERT with a cherry ON TOP!

THERE! How's THAT for an INVENTION!
Already invented. You just described your average dancer at Pigale,The Fax, Barbrabell's Diamonds or Taboo. Only the pick up line is mouthed by her in a super sexy French accent "You like to come to the back and pet my kitty?" :p
 

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Terminator2000 said:
Eyeglasses finder/beeper, eh?

I actually came up with my own invention.

Listen to this one guys. Its not patented yet, so don't steal it. Promise, okay?

Girlfriend finder/beeper!

If you have a steady or short-term girlfriend. You can find her, if you ever happen to lose her.

And if you don't have a girlfriend. This device even helps you find one!
I would prefer one that would help LOSE the GF!...LOL...
 
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