Fark?!

LeatherDoll

More Than U Want Me to Be
Really good quesiton, Vanessa!

I couldn't resist a little investigation of my own.

Dictionary.com pointed to Acronym.com, which provided this very clear explanation:
What does FARK stand for? Your search returned 3 meanings:

FARK Färentunas Attack Rollspels Klubb
FARK Forcat e Armatosura të Republikës së Kosovës (Albanian: Armed Forces of Republic of Kosovo)
FARK Forces Armées Royales Khmères (Cambodia, Royal Khmer Armed Force)
Not quite satisfied, I followed the "alternative searches for FARK" link. I came up blank.

Continuing on my usual tack, I typed "FARK" into my favorite search engine www.queryserver.com/web.htm. There was a huge variety of hits, some of which are highlighted below:

http://www.screamingmidget.com/mt/fark.html suggested this:
In the land of Farkistan (conveniently located at www.fark.com), citizens of the Internet pursue the timeless and tasteless art of photoshop contests -- corrupting photographs with the mental muck dredged up by their inner cannibal._ An overused image or gag can transcend the activity itself and become a time-honored, unstoppable, and sometimes loathed cliché._
If you want to know more, there is a quiz for you there.

Of course, http://www.fark.com/farq/index.shtml the FARK FARQ is likely your best source of information. If you are really feeling daring, I suppose you could just ask in the forum.

http://fpc.zekemacneil.com/index.shtml Describes itself as "Fark Party Central," but, much like http://www.fark.com doesn't bother to define itself up front.

For the hardcore terbites, http://www.corporatemofo.com/stories/farkpartyinfo3.htm who have appointed themselves "The Mother of all FARK Parties" does include porn watching as a main event at their functions.

http://fark.meetup.com/ , a subdomain of fark.com, counting down the days until the "International Fark Meetup" offer one of the best explanations I was able to find: "Meetup with other local Farkers for asinine, obvious, spiffy and stupid conversation. "

http://www.flakmag.com/features/fark.html suggests, in its review of the "History of Fark" that it is best defined as an online magazine, but this really seems a bit mundane, for me.

Finally, for those of you still struggling with this question, I can only suggest that, perhaps, some reflective moments at http://www.subgenius.com might shed some light on the subject.

If that doesn't do it for you, I would guess that nothing will.

FARK ON!
 

Pallydin

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I always assumed that "fark" was a word developed from the mists of cyberspace to circumvent filters and searches by censorship types on the Internet, as is the case with the word "pr0n".

Just my thought on the matter,

PAL
 

Cardinal Fang

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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fark". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fark" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Goober farked Alex) and intransitive (Alex was farked by Goober). It can be an action verb (Goober really gives a fark), a passive verb (Vanessa really doesn't give a fark), an adverb (Vanessa is farking interested in Alex), or as a noun (Anais North is a terrific fark). It can also be used as an adjective (Kathleen is farking beautiful) or an interjection (Fark! I'm late for my date with Kathleen).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Elmo is easy, fark he's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fark". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fark are ya asshat?"

Fraud "I got farked by the Tbill."

Resignation "Oh, fark it, the Leafs won!"

Trouble "I guess I'm farked now, I have a date with Fang"

Aggression "FarK YOU Sheik!"

Disgust "Fark me I just kissed Alien."

Confusion "What the fark was Jim Rome talking about?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this farking poll Shake!"

Despair "Farked again..."

Pleasure "I farking couldn't be happier with Strongbeau's links."

Displeasure "What the fark is going on with Elmo now?"

Lost "Where the fark are all the people in erchat."

Disbelief "AS is UNFARKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your farking ass Goober!"

Denial "The Sens' are a better Farking team than the Leafs."

Perplexity "I know fark all about spelling."

Apathy "Who really gives a fark about spelling, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fark are ya Goober?"

Suspicion "Who the fark are you Alien?"

Panic "Let's get the fark out of here before Meesh shows up."

Directions "Fark off Fang."

Disbelief "How the fark did you do that Naughty Alex without gagging?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "Sheik's a farking asshat."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five farking thirty, your 10 seconds are up with Naughty Alex Goober."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this farking Banner on Tbill's site?"

It can be maternal- "Mother farker."

It can be political- "Fark Dalton McGuinty!"
 
Cardinal Fang said:
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fark". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fark" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Goober farked Alex) and intransitive (Alex was farked by Goober). It can be an action verb (Goober really gives a fark), a passive verb (Vanessa really doesn't give a fark), an adverb (Vanessa is farking interested in Alex), or as a noun (Anais North is a terrific fark). It can also be used as an adjective (Kathleen is farking beautiful) or an interjection (Fark! I'm late for my date with Kathleen).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Elmo is easy, fark he's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fark". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fark are ya asshat?"

Fraud "I got farked by the Tbill."

Resignation "Oh, fark it, the Leafs won!"

Trouble "I guess I'm farked now, I have a date with Fang"

Aggression "FarK YOU Sheik!"

Disgust "Fark me I just kissed Alien."

Confusion "What the fark was Jim Rome talking about?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this farking poll Shake!"

Despair "Farked again..."

Pleasure "I farking couldn't be happier with Strongbeau's links."

Displeasure "What the fark is going on with Elmo now?"

Lost "Where the fark are all the people in erchat."

Disbelief "AS is UNFARKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your farking ass Goober!"

Denial "The Sens' are a better Farking team than the Leafs."

Perplexity "I know fark all about spelling."

Apathy "Who really gives a fark about spelling, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fark are ya Goober?"

Suspicion "Who the fark are you Alien?"

Panic "Let's get the fark out of here before Meesh shows up."

Directions "Fark off Fang."

Disbelief "How the fark did you do that Naughty Alex without gagging?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "Sheik's a farking asshat."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five farking thirty, your 10 seconds are up with Naughty Alex Goober."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this farking Banner on Tbill's site?"

It can be maternal- "Mother farker."

It can be political- "Fark Dalton McGuinty!"


Ahhhhhh brain freeze!!! I feel a headache coming on!!!
 

Meesh

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Cardinal Fang said:
Panic "Let's get the fark out of here before Meesh shows up."
I think you said it was 'directions'...

....Fark off, Fang.

*strongly worded memo to follow...
 
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