Fetish seeker...

[connected]

AGAIN, I know, lol...

my buddy is asking for a FARTING lady again...he never got his fetish filled, so he is eager to raise the stakes. any interested Ladies (no men, lol), please PM for your discretion to see if you can help him fullfill his fantasy.
I guess he will have to pay you for an entire days worth as you will have to eat some fierce foods all day to be farty, lol....

 

[Bopper43]

AGAIN, I know, lol...

my buddy is asking for a FARTING lady again...he never got his fetish filled, so he is eager to raise the stakes. any interested Ladies (no men, lol), please PM for your discretion to see if you can help him fullfill his fantasy.
I guess he will have to pay you for an entire days worth as you will have to eat some fierce foods all day to be farty, lol....

I thought we went down this road before?

Anyway......

My old lady does it and they really stink to high hell. Now the old girl is over weight by about 75 lbs. And she has a face that would stop a clock. Sex hasn't been an issue for her for over 25 years. So if your buddy would be interested in an older lady, she is about 60 y/o let me know via PM. My bet is she will freak when I tell what I have planned but anyway...but if it gets her out of the house for a while, what the heck.

Oh and don't worry about the diet part, she can fart on queue and real loud too. Once I was alseep in the next room and she woke me up doing just that.

 

[Twinklegirl]

What if she tried to fart, and it becomes a shart? is that acceptable? lol

 

[STASH]

Hey Twinkle
Why don't your let some Chichen salad, porkin beans and some tuna salad sit out a couple days and give the guy a show he won't soon forget........sharts or not....he's in for a treat. Let-em rip and get paid. This is every man's dream job. Farting and pay....oh could this really be true. Sweet fancy Moses ( Kas tanza )
And if he doesn't get off on that...shit in his wallet and piss in his shoe's.

Hey Connected....why not rent a pony and park it over top of him ?

 

[Tokyo Heights]

What a weird fetish this man has makes one sick, he is going to consume really bad smelly Coz & Nitrogen Gases coming out of a nasty SP
Farting in public is not allowed at many places Sorry hahahahahahaha

 

[purpledragon]

DOes it have to be a woman? I can let go of some monster farts, and I'm running sort on cash this month. Give me a call, lets make this happen.

 

[connected]

my fellow Terbs, it is NOT ME, I assure you...while I have no problem with woman that fart in front of me, I would rather focus on good old plain hot slippery sex, instead of being farted/sharted on! lol

He likes what he likes i guess. He just wants a really hot smoking sexy girl that will fart for him (he says it will make him feel like they have something special like a real GFE, i dunno).....

if there is not one, then so be it...thanks for the info Bopper43, but youre overweight and haggered looking wife will not suffice, lol....truly appreciate the gesture though.

I keep telling him he has to go d/t toronto to some asian places where they will do anything for cash, lol...but hes too chicken shit to go down there.

 

[Twinklegirl]

Stash, I'd do it, but I'm married to Connected. ;p

 

[connected]

well Twinkle since we are married, hows about I get a session on the house as a Happy Belated Fathers day gift!

 

[Twinklegirl]

shoot, I meant bopper. lol.