first sign your getting older?

[stang]

What was the first bad sign that you were getting older? I can't believe I've just had to buy a nose hair trimmer! Damn

 

[onthebottom]

Knees

My knees would hurt when I played basketball. It's a really bad sign. Another is when you are invisible to scantly dressed high school girls, but that might be nature’s defense mechanism!

OTB

 

[Cosine]

I'm sprouting some grey hairs and the mind is not as sharp - my memory is not as good as it used to be, and it takes me longer to learn new concepts at work.

And I'm still in my 20s.. It's all downhill from here

 

[onthebottom]

You

I'm sprouting some grey hairs and the mind is not as sharp - my memory is not as good as it used to be, and it takes me longer to learn new concepts at work.

And I'm still in my 20s.. It's all downhill from here

my friend are f*cked! You should be good until at least 35 when it starts to go.

OTB

 

[jeffham29]

Getting older...

your metabolism slows to nothing and hang-overs last 3 days.

 

[KBear]

When you start chatting with your friends about your aches and pains instead of chicks.

 

[gibsomstreet]

Too obvious--an SP younger than your daughter, or your buddy's daughter, etc

 

[Hotdog]

Ear hair!

 

[boxers]

believe it not grey nose hairs...

 

[tboy]

or worse, GREY PUBES!!!

 

[Berlin]

for an 1 hr session

Younger days: 5 min chatting , 40 min "engaging"

nowadays: 40 min yapping, 5 min " engaging"

 

[pineappleguy]

my memory is not as good as it used to be,

They say the memory is the second thing to go... and I can't remember the first.

Seriously, the first sign for me was needing bifocals.

 

[Mufflicker]

Interviewing people for a job who were born the year you graduated High School.

Seeing a young girl by herself in an interstate rest area and wondering who drove her there, then watching her get in a car an drive off.

A 16 yo old looks like a child

 

[jerbear]

Use a steamer to get my body wrinkles out.

 

[james t kirk]

Puffy eyes in the morning.

I look in the mirror in the morning and go "holy fuck" I look like I got hit by a bulldozer.

Grey hairs, yep, that's another one, especially in your beard and chest hair even.

WTF.

 

[train]

First sign of age can easily be found using everyone's favourite devining rod . When yours doesn't respond to the slightest hint of "water" you know it's beginning to get old .

 

[tboy]

what was the question again?

 

[Berlin]

what was the question again?

ha ha ha.. you must be getting ol...
Wait a minnute, how did I get here ?

 

[MrBill]

The first sign of getting old is…

When parts of your body ache that you didn’t even know existed a year earlier. However you really know when you’re getting old when you don't know how to sit on your rocking chair.

 

[tboy]

oh shyte sara, that was LOW!!! lol

I found another today: When you see a cutie in her 20's and think: she'll be really hot when she grows up!

Here's some more:

Since when did George Jetson start designing running shoes? (and knowing who the F*ck George Jetson IS)

Not only knowing what a betamax VCR is but actually having some beta format tapes!

Not just remembering LP's but remembering 78 RPM LP's!

Meeting someone young and them thinking the 80's are "retro"

Growing up in an era when it was safe to go to school (sad but true)

Being able to afford to fulfill your dreams......

When you think "napping" is a great way to spend a saturday afternoon

having once ridden or driven a car with wings (and no panty liner jokes PLEASE lol)