First time in Toronto... help?

[egghead701]

hey TERB, I'm probably missing something really basic here. Could anyone point me to the right links or posts for the Toronto newb? I'm looking to check out a massage spa, but there doesn't seem to be any aggregate ratings or common favorites in the MP forums. (And if I may be more specific, looking for the pretty and petite attendants, face is my biggest weakness.)

Hoping to have a good first impression, will sincerely appreciate any tips y'all can provide! Thank you!

 

[Frankfooter]

There is no aggregate list.
Check the reviews and ads, see which you can get to (hint - there are no good mp's downtown), which girls you like and see who is available.
There are no face picks and taste is too subjective.
good luck

 

[bluebro69]

I think that the problem (if you can call it that) in the Toronto area is that there are lots and lots of great choices. It's hard to go wrong if you choose any of the ladies or massage parlours that are mentioned on this board in a positive way. Find a lady that you like, go for an appointment, and have a good time!

 

[oldjones]

The guys speak true. There are lots, you won't go too far wrong. Swiftly scroll though a few pages in the Toronto Massage Forum and you'll have your own list of reliable, well-regarded places with attendants worth reviewing. And the YMMV/shill factor that produces aberrantly favourable or disparaging reviews will get averaged out. Then you can check websites for body-types and other notes that appeal to you and follow up the reviewer MPA mentions using Search.

It's a safe bet no popular MPAs are downright ugly, but sadly, you won't get to look at faces. You'll just hafta do your best to figure out what a reviewer's concept of "pretty" meant to them. Same as you hoped we'd figure out yours.

That's why there's no aggregate cheat-sheet; no one in that massage room is a mechanism or a machine. YMMV is an essential part of the pleasure.

Enjoy. Come back and tell us how you did.