For current and past smokers.

[great bear]

Your sitting on the toilet. Your smoking. The ash gets longer and longer. You butt the ash between the toilet bowl and your winkie. The hot ash falls on your winkie. So how many smokers has this happened to? Come on tell us, be honest.

 

[Edifice]

People do actually smoke while sitting on the toilet?

I never understood that.....but then again I never understood how men can read a Playboy while sitting on the toilet.

So great bear what did you do when the ash hit your winkie?

 

[papasmerf]

LOL
hell it has happened to all of us. Cigrar ashes are even hotter.

 

[great bear]

Your sitting on the toilet. Your shitting. The shit gets longer and longer. You butt the shit between the toilet bowl and your winkie. The hot shit falls on your winkie. So how many shitters has this happened to? Come on tell us, be honest.

Your sitting on the toilet. Your masturbating. The masterbate gets longer and longer. You butt the masturbate between the toilet bowl and your winkie. The hot masturbate falls on your winkie. So how many masturbators has this happened to? Come on tell us, be honest.

Your sitting on the toilet. Your cooking chinese food. The noodles gets longer and longer. You butt the food between the toilet bowl and your winkie. The hot food falls on your winkie. So how many cooks has this happened to? Come on tell us, be honest.

Your sitting on the toilet. Your writing a COBOL program. The code gets longer and longer. You butt the code between the toilet bowl and your winkie. The hot code falls on your winkie. So how many coders has this happened to? Come on tell us, be honest.

Quite obvioiusly this poster is a chain smoker, a chain programmer, a chain Chinese food eater, and has excellent bowl movements.

 

[great bear]

People do actually smoke while sitting on the toilet?

I never understood that.....but then again I never understood how men can read a Playboy while sitting on the toilet.

So great bear what did you do when the ash hit your winkie?

Yelled like crazy and made a total ash of myself.

 

[papasmerf]

Am I odd, I read bear hunt mags on the crapper???

 

[papasmerf]

Yes.

You should be in the woods, where all bears go.

been out there the past few days, laying woodpecker traps.

 

[great bear]

well it appears bear is at a floss for words, perhaps he is brushing up his humour

My dentist has a lot of pull in my town.

 

[great bear]

so do i molar less

Have you ever tried cuspids escorts?

 

[great bear]

The agency that bites?

Molar or less.

 

[great bear]

I hear they only pay lip service

Yes, and it sucks.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Buttin cigarettes on your penis.
You win tough guy of the year and tool of the year all in one swift motion.