I don't think any of the ladies are going to want to be with someone with high blood pressure. Not many men would tell the ladies about that problem.
If someone dies, they might get charged for murder and they would have to register their lethal cookie as a dangerous weapon.
But on the other hand, meeting up with one of the ladies might lower your blood pressure, afterwards.
When I do die, death by lethal cookie is the way I want to go. With a smile on my face.