Funniest lines during sex...

[Dorm201]

Sometimes there are lines which are said to me by the woman I am with which simply make me burst out laughing... but not in a bad way... in a very playful fun way ... the latest one I got was:

"I hope you don't mind if I rape you now"...

We're pretty close on a personal level, so I knew she was joking, but it suddenly made me laugh... though I wasn't laughing a few minutes later when she jumped me and showed me how serious she actually was... lol.

Anyone else been told things which make them giggle or laugh in a great way?... I have to admit, light hearted humour during sex adds even more to the intimacy!

 

[Cassandra1]

Here's one

"I want to f**k you so badly"

 

[Greetings]

"...rape you..."

That '..I want to rape you...' line is currently a hot one at the BR peeler bar.

My friend and I were subjected to it quite a bit recently, mostly from Hungarian uber-blondes.

I guess it both shocks and interests the typical male patron enough to elicit a positive response for a private dance?

Hell, it works for me!

 

[the rusty tromb]

Re: Here's one

"I want to f**k you so badly"

And this is funny because?


Once when I was having sex with my friend's girlfriend I screamed out "Ohhhhhhh Dad you feel so good".

 

[homonger]

Lickman, that's a great story about the oriental sp.

The funniest line I can think of is one I've told a few sp's, so I may be giving my identity away, but whatever...

I was seeing an sp, who since left the business, and she was fairly new. She was giving me a delicious bbbj, and I was really enjoying it. I mean, this girl had some skills.

So I compliment her on her technique, and she says, straightfaced, "Thanks, I learned how by going down on my brothers". She was making a joke, of course, but I just thought that was the funniest thing.

 

[Bboy]

Wrong, up a little.

Wrong, down a little.

 

[Avery]

Last year, I was with a Winnipeg incall SP. After some preliminary action (mainly DATY), she was giving me a teasing massage. As I was getting excited, she said, "Have you ever had menthol in your bum?"

 

[rdhaired_vixen]

my funniset line

i was going to move to the states agin and my boyfriend at the time was trying to keep me here so we were kinda going at it and instead of screaming oh god oh god ... i said" thats it honey show me how much ya want me to stay canadian" and then started to sing oh canada while he rocked me

 

[onthebottom]

In High School

"Was that better than getting your drivers license?" Of course I lied and said yes.

OTB

 

[Chivas Regal]

Ooooops,

and that was after I farted while getting a bj from my girlfriend. I was so close and it felt so good, you can imagine the panic when the feeling hit-' I can hold it'.

It has happened twice to me, and I was crying from laughter from her expression.

 

[Cybercdn]

Right in the middle of doing it

"I could really go for an Arby's"

 

[Shades]

classic pick up line in a bar, told to me by an SP friend:
I want to love you in the worst way
and, she told me, they did!

 

[DOM]

Unfunny might be " Don't worry, that happens sometimes"

 

[johnyboy]

"Now do you want it the regular way or sunny side up"

 

[Cool Dude]

Re: Absolutely true story...

This one time.... at band camp.... I was doing an "ex" in the woods.. I was standing under a tree and she had her legs around me and supporting herself from a tree branch.... she was close to orgasm and started yelling.... "I'm a Monkey! I'm a Monkey!"

You had me laughing right after..at band camp.

 

[CreamyD's]

Funniest

My ex.

"I wish my friends could see me now"

Doing me doggie style.

 

[learningtoplay]

I one night this first year university student said to me, as she was riding on top: " i am going to f--k you back to the ice age".
She didn't think it was appropriate of me to laugh.

 

[clules]

Not funny line

Parked at the Scar. Bluffs, getting a BBBJ from my ex-girlfriend, heard a knock on the drivers side window and:

"Excuse me sir, can I see your drivers license and insurance, and can you please put your clothes back on"

He let me go away with a warning and a promise that we would get a hotel room next time.

 

[sexysophia]

Re: LMAO...

This takes the cake ........." WHoooooooos your Daddyyyyyyyy "

Whoooooooos your DATYYYYYYYY!

 

[rdhaired_vixen]

also

I've also screamed this out as well... i dont know if y'all remeber WKRP in cinncinatti... well dr. johnny fever once exclaimed this and so i borrowed it and made it mine
"Give it to me straight DR. I can take it!!!!"... with agression..