Funny bumperstickers
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When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Honk if you hate noise pollution.
Honk if you've been groped by Clinton.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
If you can read this, you're too close. Back off! [written in braille]
Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
Honk if you hate noise pollution.
Honk if you've been groped by Clinton.
Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
If you can read this, you're too close. Back off! [written in braille]
A long time ago, during Jessie Jackson's presidential run in the US -my family was driving through the South (Montgomery to be exact) and someone had a pickup truck with a bumper sticker on the FRONT bumper that said -
"Run Jessie, run!"
"Run Jessie, run!"
"see how nice I am not laughing at you"? and "mean people suck" are two of my favourites...
Steph
416-966-6966
www.torontovixens.com
Steph
416-966-6966
www.torontovixens.com
Since election time is coming up in the States, here's one of my faves:
"C'thulhu for President, why vote for the lesser evil?"
(for you non-geeks, here's the reference)
"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade."
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE! "
"Dyslexics are teople poo."
"Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment."
"C'thulhu for President, why vote for the lesser evil?"
(for you non-geeks, here's the reference)
"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade."
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE! "
"Dyslexics are teople poo."
"Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment."
"We can never be friends"
Funny because it's true. I hate people who have bumperstickers unless it's something like Dukakis '88.
Funny because it's true. I hate people who have bumperstickers unless it's something like Dukakis '88.
