funny for the day

Gentle Ben

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One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman
became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual
manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the
small of her back
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand overher stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing
then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming extremely aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself for easier access. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote."
 
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