Funny!!

[Vixens]

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch
together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy
asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered, "No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!"
Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."
A little later Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"
The little boy answered "no" again. Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah, my pecker can touch my ass!" The boy replied, "Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me."

Cheers!

Steph
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[jerbear]

Cute ! lol

 

[Joker Poker]

Another funny one:

Anal Optic Nerve:

There is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole, called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life…. if you do not believe it, try pulling a hair from your ass and see if it doesn’t bring tears to your eyes….

 

[Joker Poker]

One more for the road:

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin


A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

 

[Geoff]

Very Funny