Getting Fired!

[TheNiteHwk]

Joe had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of_two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work._He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler_first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all_night._She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said:
_"Debra, I've never done this_before but I have to lay you or Jack off!!"
_Debra replied, "Could you jack off, I have a terrible headache."


Got Ya. lmao.

 

[Thunderballs]

Good one. Here's another.
A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, " Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Susan! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Mandy sticks her ass in it."

 

[gramage]

LMAO!!

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol....classic.....

 

[drlove]

LMAO!

 

[Kerri]

c'mon you guys know more than that...
Keep them coming.
I could use the laughs today.