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CUTTERBUCK

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Does the fact that the Golf Dome is closing end of April bother anyone? It bothers me, BIG TIME. Going to the Dome to hit golf balls was my best excuse to get out of the house and have some "fun" with a lady on a Sunday afternoon. What the hell am I gonna tell the "ball and chain" next winter? Any ideas? :(
 
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CUTTERBUCK said:
Does the fact that the Golf Dome is closing end of April bother anyone? It bothers me, BIG TIME. Going to the Dome to hit golf balls was my best excuse to get out of the house and have some "fun" with a lady on a Sunday afternoon. What the hell am I gonna tell the "ball and chain" next winter? Any ideas? :(
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Join a curling club. games take 2 hours which is perfect!!
 
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That ratty dome was beat up... poorly maintained... smelly and dirty. They should blow it up and burn it to the ground to kill all the rats and mice in there. Don't worry... an early spring is anticipated... you can soon go outside and hit the ball a whopping 85 yards with the new Callaway Driver you got for Christmas. Aren't there plans to build a new golfdome in the same spot?
 
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There is a simulator in Waterloo use to be Club 52 down by Lulu's but it has since moved to north end of Waterloo. Near the Home Depot on King St. That shoulf give you the excuse you need Cutter.
 
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CUTTERBUCK said:
You've seen me play golf? Hit ball, find ball (in woods), hit ball again, (in woods) swear, hit ball again ........... you get it.
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So you don't play golf, you play "Whack - Fuck".

1. Hit the ball(usually in woods or water)
2. Yell Fuck as loud as possible
3 Repeat 1&2

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Wonders if that was a good thing or a bad thing :D
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The bikini was a good thing. Getting kicked out was a bad thing. She should have changed the bottom (which is what the problem was), then taken off her top, and when they kicked her out for that, sure them for discrimination. A woman got a settlement from Canada's Wonderland for doing that. But my wife was too upset, she just changed.
 
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Which Dome is closing??

The one on Woodbine at the 404 or the one in the Westend near the QEW.If you are looking for a place to play around and hit balls try Launch...Little expensive but quite enjoyable...
 
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Sooo true :p

Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"

The guy says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack."

The guy's wife says, "That's terrible!"

The guy says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie, hit the ball, drag Charlie. . ."
 
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CUTTERBUCK said:
You've seen me play golf? Hit ball, find ball (in woods), hit ball again, (in woods) swear, hit ball again ........... you get it.
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Out west we refer to it as
Whack!
Fuck!
 
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