Got engrish?

[Morgan Ellis]

http://www.engrish.com/

One of my personal favorites...

Rocky, is that you?

and..

Entrance Sign For Terb Members Only

On another interesting note, here's what happens when when you spend hundreds of millions on abstinence-only education and forget to secure your domain name...


Morgan

 

[The Shake]

From Abstinance Only:
3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')

Roflmao in my world that's called frotteurism.... "faith-fucking" hehe somehow that confession booth comes to mind again.....

That sounds like my last date...

 

[flyingdgn]

This is the best website I have seen in a long time.

My stomach is still hurting and I think I tinkled.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

And to think I usually charge extra for that.

Morgan

 

[The Shake]

And to think I usually charge extra for that.

Morgan

Empty your damn box!

 

[flyingdgn]

it's full of my tinkle.

 

[The Shake]

it's full of my tinkle.

Heh.

Tinkle.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Huh.. I just checked, and it's empty.

Oh, wait. You meant my terb box. Yeah, that was full.

Morgan

 

[The Shake]

Huh.. I just checked, and it's empty.

Poor dear.

Regardless, I e-mailed you instead.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

Poor dear.

I know - all anyone wants these days is spankings. Doesn't anyone just screw anymore? Well, other than toolboy with his big, fat power drill.

Morgan

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I'm reminded of an aerosol shoe protector with Engrish instructions I saw. The manufacturer warned consumers to keep the can out of direct sunlight with the warning: "Stick this can where the sun doesn't shine".

 

[Toolboy]

I know - all anyone wants these days is spankings. Doesn't anyone just screw anymore? Well, other than toolboy with his big, fat power drill.

Morgan

Screw me baby!