Grammer help, please...

oldjones

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Current bestseller, by the cash in every bookstore: "Eats shoots and leaves" a cute book about punctuation. It's like the author saw you coming, Miss V.

My English teacher also wanted a comma before "and". He also said, "When in doubt, think of the comma as a pause for a quick breath. Read the sentence aloud, slowly, and thoughtfully, and put a comma where pauses seem natural".

Oh yes, the book: A panda went into a restaurant, ordered and ate a meal, shot the waiter, and left. Interrogated, he pointed to the sentence in a big, important zoology book, describing typical panda behaviour. "The panda usually eats, shoots and leaves". Commas, out of place, can kill.

Note: all commas, and other punctuation, in the above post were inserted by aliens while I was in a coma, brought on by someone else noticing the "of/have" thing. Most people don't think it makes that big of a difference.

<Hehehe. Cackles crazily and waits for childish trap to spring>
 

t_dot

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hey v,

you should pick up 'the elements of style' by strunk and white. totally great little book for questions of grammar and puntuation.
 

Perry Mason

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t_dot said:
you should pick up 'the elements of style' by strunk and white. totally great little book for questions of grammar and puntuation.
Hey, Dudley: is this a friend of yours? Rocky, did you see that? Better call in Bullwinkle and investigate!

What's puntuation? Is it what punters do? As in "The punter for the Dallas Cowboys was very good at puntuation," or "That punter in London caught an STD while doing some puntuation"?

Perry
 

wrong hole

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I'm a part time prof at York(Dork) University....when I'm sober enough to make it to the lectures....maybe I can help you with your essays....of course I'm not a english lit prof....but i've been sleeping with one (not very often b/c she is a bit smelly)....maybe she can help you out
 
wrong hole said:
I'm a part time prof at York(Dork) University....when I'm sober enough to make it to the lectures....maybe I can help you with your essays....of course I'm not a english lit prof....but i've been sleeping with one (not very often b/c she is a bit smelly)....maybe she can help you out
Really? That would be wonderful! Thanks wronghole!!!

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