Manor
Admittedly it's a different experience (and I wonder why I venture there after my recent outing to NOTL), but the place can be crawling with hot women. I hate the $22 door fee for the Flamingo as well, so unless I am TOTALLY taken with someone (happened once in recent memory) then I'm pretty blunt about the questions on "what's real and what's for sale" (STP). I also negotiate the door fee into the dances - "look honey I'm gonna get x dances from you anyhow, but I hate to pay $22 for the door so I'm gonna pay for x-1."
Another dead giveaway is where the girl takes you - if you go to the back right of the Flamingo Room then generally good things will happen. Anywhere else and the mileage is hit and miss. I have also been hit up for an extra $20 or $30 for the bouncer to make him disappear - never been disappointed when that's the case.
I've never failed with this approach (or something similarly direct & equally as cheesy) at the Manor:
Dancer: Do you vanna dance?
Rogie: Sure, but it'll cost ya twenty bucks.
D: Very funny. Is that a yes or a no?
R: Depends.
D: On what?
R: On what kind of dance it is?
D; A good dance.
R: Gee, really? Well you know there's good dances and GOOD dances. Which is this?
D: You'll have fun.
R; Sounds promising. How much money am I gonna need for this fun?
(And this is where you know you've picked a winner (assuming this is what you're after))
D: Well there's 1, 2 , 3 options on how this could turn out. You'll need about that much money.
The 1, 2, 3 option seems REAL popular with the high mileage girls there. Personally I rarely go for option #3 - seems expensive for rushed sex in a cramped booth, but sometimes little Rogie (courtesy of our friend Tito) takes over.
My $.02 on Guelph's finest.
Rogie
