Happy Father's Day. What's the best advice your dad gave you?

[fernie]

In honour of Father's Day, what's the best advice your father gave you?

And to the dads out there, what were the most memorable gifts you received on Father's Day?

And to the girls in the biz, do you think your relationship with your dad played a role in your choice of profession? Or do you think its a myth that most SPs have f**ked up daddy issues that led to this line of work?

Fernie

 

[Berlin]

what's the best advice your father gave you?

" Save it for the rainy day ."

" Don't marry her if she has B.O. "

 

[Cycleguy007]

Best advice???

Respect the women (Mother, wife, GF, Mistress, SP, daughters etc) in your life with respect and treat them like a queens and/or princesses every day of their lives, and they will reward you 10 fold!

(Edit: I originally wrote wife, since that is what my Dad told me... but on this site, that is probably not a popular option, so I edited to include all women...)

 

[train]

Make sure that you can look yourself in the eye.

PS fernie, yes I think it's a myth.

 

[Dougal Short]

My dad came to my office one afternoon and told me to start getting home for dinner every night. He never did, and he said he always regretted it.

I don't heed his advice and years later, the Missus tossed me out... because I was never home for dinner, or anything else.

I guess I should have listened to him.

 

[Kailani]

Happy Father's Day!

"Remember, you can be whatever you want to be, you can be a dancer, singer, etc. Just incase your dream career doesn't work out for you, have MD, BL, or PhD."

 

[Mr. Lucky]

best advice?

1.''When you go party with your friends always have money"

2."Don't bang your cousin even if she looks hot"

3."It's okay to go for your friends ex girlfriends"

4."Do something with your life don't be a bum"

5. "Enjoy life and don't let nobody boss you around"

6. "Don't listen to your friends who will get you in trouble with the law'

7. ''I hope you can marry a rich lady so I can retire"


Happy fathers Day!

 

[Danolo]

He said," When you've got a decision to make between two courses of action, the harder one is always the right one."

 

[chuckparker]

Don't take any wooden nickles

 

[Smallcock]

"Son, you should never judge people. Your mother was a whore and I was her John, and together we created you. You turned out ok, didn't you?"

 

[bestillmehard]

Never trust anyone.....except god.....in god we trust, all others pay cash

 

[papasmerf]

You only get one shot at raising your kids, don't screw it up.

 

[lusciouslin33]

Every father should tell their son the following:
If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Best advice I ever got from my dad was when I was already an adult.

"Don't try to please everyone, ever. In fact don't try to please any one person all the time. Sometimes you have to tell the ones you love to back off. Even me. We won't like it at the time. It won't matter."

Sounds callous, but it has saved me countless loss of relationships. You lose more friends by being spineless.

 

[shakenbake]

In honour of Father's Day, what's the best advice your father gave you?

And to the dads out there, what were the most memorable gifts you received on Father's Day?

And to the girls in the biz, do you think your relationship with your dad played a role in your choice of profession? Or do you think its a myth that most SPs have f**ked up daddy issues that led to this line of work?

Fernie

Without Mothers and Children, there would be no Fathers.

 

[shakenbake]

In honour of Father's Day, what's the best advice your father gave you?

And to the dads out there, what were the most memorable gifts you received on Father's Day?

And to the girls in the biz, do you think your relationship with your dad played a role in your choice of profession? Or do you think its a myth that most SPs have f**ked up daddy issues that led to this line of work?

Fernie

On my wedding day, my Dad said to me, "If I had gone to jail, I would have been a free man, by now."

 

[papasmerf]

My dad once told me to be suspicious of who your union wants you to vote for. He told me to always vote with jobs in mind and the government can create no jobs


He also told me that when you no longer see smoke fron the smoke stacks of factories the economy will begin to collapse.

 

[TheShadow]

When I was a teen,and wanted to start shaving,he warned me that it was a decision that I would later regret making.
I fu**in hate havin' to do it every day now!!

 

[TheShadow]

Oh yeah!
DON'T INHALE!!

 

[Scarey]

He had no advice.He simply left.Best thing he could have done.He was and is, a selfish, ignorant, drunken tool who has hurt many people in our family many times over.


His unspoken advice was "Don't follow in my footsteps.I'm an abusive,insecure, f#ckup".I've followed it to a tee.