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Has anyone here been on a single's cruise?

Smash

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I was thinking of trying one out this fall. I would like to do a 7 day, 4-5 carrib ports cruise. Since it should be all singles there should be plenty of women to hook-up with OR are the kind of women that go on these BBW/ ugly chicks?

Anybody have any experience with these types of cruises?

Phankx:)
 

tboy

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It depends on what age group you're in as to whether there will be any reasonably attractive women.

Just remember tho that these singles events are no different than real life. For eg: you go to a bar or club. There's probably 10 guys for every single woman. Of those .1 that are reasonably attractive, there's either a line up of guys hitting on her or she's a total snot and won't give you the time of day anyways.

I hear Meet Market Adventures has some reasonbly attractive women but I went to a couple of the Single Gourmet dances and believe me, they don't call them the K nine club for nothing!!!

I also belonged to another singles dating site and was actively involved with many of the other members (some turned out to be my closets friends) and we held parties all over N. America. At these parties the ratio was about 10 to 1 (men to women) and of the 25 or so women that showed up, 3 were what you would commonly consider attractive (1 or 2 can be considered hot but again, every guy was trying to make time with her).

The ONLY way I would go on one of these cruises is if a) you weren't looking to hook up, just be with like minded people and b) you got a private berth (because most of these tours bunk you with another single guy)
 

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Went on one several years ago. The ratio was very good. The problem I had - on the first day everyone, men and women are like vultures. I hooked up with one woman and then couldn't get rid of her for the rest of the cruise. Got laid every night but couldn't play the field.

The best singles place I ever went to were Parents without Partners meetings. Two or three guys and 15 or more women all trying to take you home and fuck you.

Having been through the mill and alone several times, I would never call a woman a "dog'" but I do call them all "possibilities."
 

Smash

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I'm not worried about getting laid, my pimp game is pretty tight..lol Vacations are the easiest place to meet horney women. Every vacation I've ever been on i've hooked-up with several chicks either a native or a vacationer and even both. It's quite a pussy magnet when you go away...anywhere. Women on vacation just want to relax, dance, drink and screw the first decent guy they meet. Alls you need is a pulse and women want to fcuk you on trips.
When my 2 friends and I went Dominican Rep in 1998 we were getting play all over the Isl. By the 3rd day we had to take a break from all the fcukin..lol

I was only thinking of a singles type of cruise because I'd fiqure they'll be no kids running up and down and all the events would be adult geared. I'm only 38 (look more like 25) so anywhere I go I'll hook-up with hotties.
 

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YellowDog said:
Went on one several years ago. The ratio was very good. The problem I had - on the first day everyone, men and women are like vultures. I hooked up with one woman and then couldn't get rid of her for the rest of the cruise. Got laid every night but couldn't play the field.

The best singles place I ever went to were Parents without Partners meetings. Two or three guys and 15 or more women all trying to take you home and fuck you.

Having been through the mill and alone several times, I would never call a woman a "dog'" but I do call them all "possibilities."

Parents without Partners meetings do they check some kind of proof that you are divorced/widow/separated?


They say that only 25% of the men in xmas or march break vacations don't get laid. I am that 25% ratio guy. So meeting woman on holidays is not going to happen to me at all. SO I just go to relax.

But this Parents things sounds interesting.
 

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I did a singles tour when I was in my 20's and it was a great time. Downside was the rooms were quad and near the bottom of the ship. If you have not been on a cruise before that means small.

The ratio was 8 guys and 20 ladies, not bad. It was also a big ship with lots of other talent as well. The dining was tables of four, so your roommates, but all the tours tables were together so lots of interaction at meals, for those that showed up.

The tour company also put on afternoon parties when not in port or early evening parties when in port. Again these were private for the tour only. We also through a few impromptu parties in our rooms as well that were fun.

Overall a great time and a reasonable price at the time. I needed to get some new face interaction at the time as my friendships and other high school friends had vanished at that time in my life.

The ladies that were on the tour were all about our age, early twenties and for the most part single and from across Canada. Some were just testing the water for something better than what they had at home. I do not remember any dogs but a couple of plainer women were there. The sex was pretty much non existant unless you hooked up with another passenger due to the lack of privacy in your own rooms.
 

Smash

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Dodger said:
The sex was pretty much non existant unless you hooked up with another passenger due to the lack of privacy in your own rooms.
Phankx for the info Dodger. I guess I'll still try the cruise just to get away and for the experience. If theres no privacy then hookin-up might be difficult. I'll go just for the experience and to check out a few Islands.
 

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It's so true. It's so easy to get laid when on vacation. I've often wondered why that is. I think it's because women are away from the people who will judge them. There's less consequenses to fucking a near stranger that they probably will never see again. They are also in party mode. They're looking for fun, excitement and romance. They are already primed and almost expecting it.

Also, when you're from some distant place, it makes you seem more exotic.
 

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rubmeister100 said:
Anyone know where I can borrow a kid once a week? :rolleyes:
LMAO I used to use my niece for that......she didn't catch on until she was about 10 then one day.....she says "heyyyyyyyyyyyy"...lol....
 
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