Ever banged an UGLY person chick or dick...and felt really ashamed talking about it or even so ashamed you kept it to yourself ?..lol
If you have stories do tell..LOL
If you have stories do tell..LOL
Have You...
- Thread starter Carmelita Banks
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not the story i was hoping for but..thanks for sharing that story
I meant have any of you guys gotten drunk went home with a dame only to wake up look over and think GOD DAMN..WTF..and then try to sneak out of their place or wake them up and say " I'm sorry but I got to go take care of a few things, so you have to leave.." LOL
storyI meant have any of you guys gotten drunk went home with a dame only to wake up look over and think GOD DAMN..WTF..and then try to sneak out of their place or wake them up and say " I'm sorry but I got to go take care of a few things, so you have to leave.." LOL
lol well there was that time you came over to my place but you didn't wake up you just looked over lol
FSG: sounds like she was part sharpei lol
Thankfully I've never done any fugly women, a couple of "average" but no fugly....
Thankfully I've never done any fugly women, a couple of "average" but no fugly....
OK..so no fuglies...how about a woman so ugly she looks like she was beaten in the face with a sock filled with nickles..LMAOtboy said:
carmelita....it sounds like you have something you want to get off your chest........? perhaps a new years eve decision you have lived to regret......
perhaps a new years eve decision you have lived to regret......really......whenever I drank too much to realize what I was doing (which is typically the reason for going after a fugly woman) I wasn't interested in picking them up....just wanted to party my ass off.
I mean there was this one that was on the lower end of average but she was in no way so bad that she'd make my dick run and hide like a scared turtle. Guess I have standards? (probably why I'm still single lol)
I will admit however that I have slept with some 9 - 9.5 women who were physically very attractive but were fugly inside....
I mean there was this one that was on the lower end of average but she was in no way so bad that she'd make my dick run and hide like a scared turtle. Guess I have standards? (probably why I'm still single lol)
I will admit however that I have slept with some 9 - 9.5 women who were physically very attractive but were fugly inside....
So are you trying to say your sister is ugly or just a lousy lay?funsmartguy said:I'm so ashamed
I looked in the mirror, I was alone....
Actually, it was alcohol induced while I was young, foolish, and willing to copulate with just about anyone (female). My performance stunk, I probably had beer cologne, I have no idea why she would have spent any time with me, however I think she was drunk too and perhaps a little lonely.
Oh well, I'm not sure if I should be embarassed or she should be?
FSG
funsmartguy said:
You just described a beautiful looking female bear! And yes, after one encounter with the Bear my partners do indeed need months to recover.
My Paw never had a toothpick inside of him. However my Maw had more than a few.funsmartguy said:
SB, if you lasted longer than 15 seconds you would be able to get to know her better on the inside.Strongbeau said:
Wow was not expecting that one at all..skypilot said:
The person that woke up next to boogymonster..hehehe..said the chick in his bed was so ugly he was bit shocked he brought her home..however he had been drinking that night, and all he remembers was that she was an awsome lay..but too fugly for him to see again..lol..
I'm thinking so ugly she looks like someone laid her down and drove a big ass bus over her face
I thought the expression was:
"there are no ugly women at closing time!!"
The next morning is a whole different story.
Actually I did see an SP one time that was not someone I would want to be seen in public with. However, her bbbjtcim and enthusiasm almost made up for it.
"there are no ugly women at closing time!!"
The next morning is a whole different story.
Actually I did see an SP one time that was not someone I would want to be seen in public with. However, her bbbjtcim and enthusiasm almost made up for it.
Carmelita Banks said:
Its all Funguys fault. I went to bed with many a beautiful woman unfortunately they woke up ugly.
Only once...when I was 18, my buddy's sister...damned alcohol. She was FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. She called me within 24 hours tellin me she was pregnant. LOL
