Hbo: Entourage Season 5
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Ari: Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that’s gonna put a smile on his face?
Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would’ve been better! Wake the fuck up Lloyd!
LMAO!!!
Lloyd: What did you want me to say?
Ari: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would’ve been better! Wake the fuck up Lloyd!
LMAO!!!
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Just finished watching the first episode. Ari said some funny funny shit!
We need more Ari Gold quotes
Just finished watching the first episode. Ari said some funny funny shit!
We need more Ari Gold quotes
FailsW0rth said:We need more Ari Gold quotes
Ari (answering the phone): What?
E: Looks like I woke you up this time huh Ari?
Ari: No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
E: No..
Ari: Than what the fuck do you want, cünt muscle?
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E: What? You fired Emily?
Ari: I had to E. To make sure you wouldn’t fuck another one of my assistants. You’re not gonna try to fuck Lloyd are you?
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Ari (taking Vince’s ‘Sorry, Ari’ phone call): How is it to take it in the ass anyway Lloyd?
Lloyd: I don’t know Ari, I’m a top.
Ari: Come on, really?
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Ari: Come on Vinnie! You’re making bank, you can’t get your boy a whole shirt?
Dom: You talkin to me, jerk off?
Ari: Take it easy Dom, I just don’t want you to excite my man here, he’s into bad boys, aren’t you Lloyd?
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Lloyd: I’m scared of your wife, Ari.
Ari: Yeah me too, maybe if I rub this guys on the balls she’ll disappear.
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Terrence: I’m prepared to offer you *four* million dollars.
Ari: Four? (pauzes) Ok, first, let me counter by saying .. fuck you!
Ari: Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the car now, I’m game
Ari: Lets hug it out bitch.
Ari: Call me Helen Keller cause I’m a fuckin’ miracle worker.
Ari:Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You’re fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.
Ari: People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grant for anyone that can deliver this to me, today.
(Ari, Mrs. Gold and Sarah Gold are going to Temple for Yom Kippur)
Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving.
Ari: Now you know what mommy goes trough every day to make a hot body for daddy.
E (answering an early phone call): Why, Ari?? Why?
Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.
E: It's 5 o'clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
E: Fuck you!
Ari: I love when you say fuck, say it again.
(Ari's trying to sneak out the door) Mrs. Ari: Where are you going Ari?
Ari: I-i have a meeting... Mrs. Ari: At the Playboy Mansion?? Ari: You know, Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.
Mrs. Ari (doesn't want Ari to pick up his phone during couples therapy): I ask for one hour of a day for his undevided attention, and I can't even have that.
Ari: You could have it if you want to live in Agoura fucking Hills, and go to group therapy. But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership, and you want 9 weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, than I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking wednesday.
Ari: Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that's gonna put a smile on his face? Lloyd: What did you want me to say? Ari: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would've been better! Wake the fuck up Lloyd!
Ari: I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. Tell her it will be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I Want A Fucking Call Back!
Ari: So you know.. After the year that I've had, and on the most important day of my life, you think that she would ask me what I wanted!? You know, a nice blowjob perhaps. Where I could just site back for the first time in nine months and do nothing but admire the top of her head, and *pray* that this fucking movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fucking Micheal Jackson.
Ari (answering the phone): What?
E: Looks like I woke you up this time huh Ari?
Ari: No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
E: No..
Ari: Than what the fuck do you want, xxxx muscle?
Ari: Lets hug it out bitch.
Ari: Call me Helen Keller cause I’m a fuckin’ miracle worker.
Ari:Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You’re fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.
Ari: People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grant for anyone that can deliver this to me, today.
(Ari, Mrs. Gold and Sarah Gold are going to Temple for Yom Kippur)
Sarah: I hate this, I'm starving.
Ari: Now you know what mommy goes trough every day to make a hot body for daddy.
E (answering an early phone call): Why, Ari?? Why?
Ari: I'm in bed E, talk dirty to me.
E: It's 5 o'clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
E: Fuck you!
Ari: I love when you say fuck, say it again.
(Ari's trying to sneak out the door) Mrs. Ari: Where are you going Ari?
Ari: I-i have a meeting... Mrs. Ari: At the Playboy Mansion?? Ari: You know, Playboy Mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.
Mrs. Ari (doesn't want Ari to pick up his phone during couples therapy): I ask for one hour of a day for his undevided attention, and I can't even have that.
Ari: You could have it if you want to live in Agoura fucking Hills, and go to group therapy. But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership, and you want 9 weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, than I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking wednesday.
Ari: Why the fuck did you just tell him that I had a more important lunch? You think that's gonna put a smile on his face? Lloyd: What did you want me to say? Ari: That I have a huge wart on my cock that needs removal would've been better! Wake the fuck up Lloyd!
Ari: I want you to pass this message along to Dana. Tell her that I still have the pictures from Cancun, tell her that I'm gonna start a website. I will take a full page ad out in the L.A. Times advertising it. Tell her it will be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com and that no password or fee will be required. Tell her I Want A Fucking Call Back!
Ari: So you know.. After the year that I've had, and on the most important day of my life, you think that she would ask me what I wanted!? You know, a nice blowjob perhaps. Where I could just site back for the first time in nine months and do nothing but admire the top of her head, and *pray* that this fucking movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fucking Micheal Jackson.
Ari (answering the phone): What?
E: Looks like I woke you up this time huh Ari?
Ari: No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
E: No..
Ari: Than what the fuck do you want, xxxx muscle?
I just finished watching all of Season 4 and it's a vast improvement over the past couple of seasons. Season 4 tied each episode together in a way that had slipped over the past couple seasons, which had become disjointed and at times very weird. I remember seeing an episode and thinking, "they're out out of ideas."
Season 4 was actually really good so I'm looking forward to Season 5.
Season 4 was actually really good so I'm looking forward to Season 5.
Not too loosely. One of my friends brother had an interview with Ari for representation.Serpent said:
AE: Would you guys like something to drink?
Friend: Sure, I'll have a diet coke.
AE: (opens the door to his office and takes a step outside and yells)
I NEED THREE FUCKING DIET COKES RIGHT NOW.
Sorry to say my friend is with a different agency.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ari_Emanuel
By short do you mean < 30 minutes? They are all 30 minutes which is something I always wondered why they aren't an hour. With the production costs it wouldn't cost anymore to do an hour long program.......Venus_mgr said:
One thing that surprised me about last night is that they all seem to still have money yet they supposedly put every last cent into Medillion and were broke afterwards......
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GlavaMan
I was told that the entire concept for the show was based on Mark and Donnie Wahlberg. Is that true or was this guy blowing wind?
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GlavaMan
Episode 2
Just finished watching episode 2.
Great show!
I'm sure we all experienced what Drama was going through at one point in our lives.
cheers!!!
- Fails
Just finished watching episode 2.
Great show!
I'm sure we all experienced what Drama was going through at one point in our lives.
cheers!!!
- Fails
