Heading to Orlando

Homo Erectus

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I'm going to be heading to Orlando for business and wanted to check out the local clubs. I checked web sites like tuscl.com and it looks like the strip club scene is pretty tame compared to Toronto so I might drive to Tampa.
Does anybody have any recommendations? Would also consider a massage. Thanks.
 

Lap Puppy

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There might have been a crackdown in Tampa. You might want to post a question to the alt.sex.strip-clubs news group. Make sure you tag it with [ASSC] in the header.

It's been a few years, but when I was last in Orlando, all the clubs there sucked. The recommendation for est club in Orlando was to drive to Tampa!

I've been to the Mons Venus. It gets really crowded, but the babe quotient was high. Lap dances were sit and grind and for most girls, your hands were free to roam only above the waist.

Across the street from the Mons is 2001. It's a strip club with a flying saucer on top. It also gets very crowded. Babe quotient was about the same as Mons, perhaps a little lower but not by much. They have lap dancing dowstairs, and also in the saucer section. If you do go to 2001, beware of the saucer scams. It costs extra to go up and dancers will promise extra fun, but my limited experience is that with one exception, it was all talk. Also, a couple of them tried to short me on time as it was a paid for a1/2 hur and they tried to claim time was up after 15 minutes.

For both places, silicone valleys were abundant.

The third place I know of was my favourite. It's near the other two and is called the Pink Pony. It's also got an adult store attached. The girls there tended more towards the girl next door type and there was fewer siliconies. It wasn't as crowded, making for a more enjoyable time watching the stage show. Also, there wasn't the same hustle for dances.

Have fun!
 

softhands

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Orlando clubs are like taking a trip back in time to 15 years ago in Ontario. No touching air dances, topless only and for this you get to pay $20.00US. Despite some really cute Puerto Rican girls, not worth the cab fare to get there.
 

Homo Erectus

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I finally went to Orlando and wanted to report back. As expected the local strip clubs I went to were not nearly up to Toronto standards in terms of mileage. Interestingly enough, the 2 doormen I talked to were aware of this fact. I tried Cabaret International (very ugly girls, white trash patrons) and Baby Dolls (nice eye candy, more upscale) but tired of both of them quickly, especially while bleeding US dollars.Too bad I didn't have time to go to Tampa!
 
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