Hedonism-Jamaika
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depends on when you go as far as what women are there. winter break and spring break are the craziest and best looking women...lots of 20-30yr last time i went(feb) it was 25-40...with a few older. a few fatties walking around naked(they have no shame)and when i was there in feb. for the first two days i was there playboy was filming something there....really hot naked chicks. but it all depends on when you go....
Never been, but heres a trus story from a FEMALE friend of mine who went. Her friend is a travel agent and went down for 4 days or something like that for free.
My friend's observation:
1. Way more guys than girls.
2. She couldn't even have a coffee and guys were trying to pick her up.
3. She didn't get laid while she was there because she just couldn't stand the non stop male attention.
4. (And this i will never forget) She said, "if you can't get laid in toronto, you are not going to get laid anywhere else"
I always get a bit of a kick out of guys who will go to these sort of places thinking it will be a panacea of horny women just waiting for them to to fuck them. These chicks can't find it anywhere else, so they go to hedonism to await your cock????
Puhleeze.
My advice would be if you want a vacation, the last thing that should dictate where you go is sex. That may or may not be the added bonus.
I personally would opt for a trip to europe anytime over a trip to some idiotic resort in Jamaica that floggs itself as a sex retreat.
For the kind of dough you are going to spend at Hedonism, you could spend it a lot more effectively in Toronto at some of our finer sex institutions AND still have a trip to London or somewhere like that.
My friend's observation:
1. Way more guys than girls.
2. She couldn't even have a coffee and guys were trying to pick her up.
3. She didn't get laid while she was there because she just couldn't stand the non stop male attention.
4. (And this i will never forget) She said, "if you can't get laid in toronto, you are not going to get laid anywhere else"
I always get a bit of a kick out of guys who will go to these sort of places thinking it will be a panacea of horny women just waiting for them to to fuck them. These chicks can't find it anywhere else, so they go to hedonism to await your cock????
Puhleeze.
My advice would be if you want a vacation, the last thing that should dictate where you go is sex. That may or may not be the added bonus.
I personally would opt for a trip to europe anytime over a trip to some idiotic resort in Jamaica that floggs itself as a sex retreat.
For the kind of dough you are going to spend at Hedonism, you could spend it a lot more effectively in Toronto at some of our finer sex institutions AND still have a trip to London or somewhere like that.
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I always get a bit of a kick out of guys who will go to these sort of places thinking it will be a panacea of horny women just waiting for them to to fuck them. These chicks can't find it anywhere else, so they go to hedonism to await your cock????
---fair enough, that was pretty much what I thought...thanks
I always get a bit of a kick out of guys who will go to these sort of places thinking it will be a panacea of horny women just waiting for them to to fuck them. These chicks can't find it anywhere else, so they go to hedonism to await your cock????
---fair enough, that was pretty much what I thought...thanks
Went there several years back.
I went with a friend who I nicknamed BuddyLove ( Eddy Murphy as a ridiculously horny guy in the Nutty Professor ) .
It wasn't bad for the first three days. Buddy banged at least a girl a night and was generally out of hand. He caught sand fleas on his back from Fucking on the beach at night . To this day he has scars on his back . He swam out to a raft one night with a broad from Wisconsin ( we called her the Cheesehead ) and banged her on it. It had Astroturf on it and he burned off all of the skin on his knees and they became infected . The last night there he shagged this broad all night wacked out on E and had some serious friction burns on his dick.
Me, I literally was picked up by two Lebanese girls from West Bloomfield Michigan . Their fathers were extremely wealthy men who were incredibly protective and old fashioned. These girls snuck away for one week a year and tore it up . They snagged me at the pool and took me back to their room. I switched off with both of them . While I was with one , the other would snap pictures. After I returned home they sent them to me !! I never saw them again.
I met a really attractive girl from New Jersey who looked and sounded like Marissa Tomei from My Cousin Vinny ( Donna from Joysey ). I worked her for three days and didn't get the prize. She blew me the last night and I was going to go to Jersey to visit but never did.
All in all ... a pretty decent spot but not much differant than any Spring Break type vacation I had been on prior or since.
On a side note . I went outside the resort several times and was accosted just off the grounds by kids , women and men who were " selling " their "sisters" . I thought about it several times but it looked a little ( a lot ) scary.
I went with a friend who I nicknamed BuddyLove ( Eddy Murphy as a ridiculously horny guy in the Nutty Professor ) .
It wasn't bad for the first three days. Buddy banged at least a girl a night and was generally out of hand. He caught sand fleas on his back from Fucking on the beach at night . To this day he has scars on his back . He swam out to a raft one night with a broad from Wisconsin ( we called her the Cheesehead ) and banged her on it. It had Astroturf on it and he burned off all of the skin on his knees and they became infected . The last night there he shagged this broad all night wacked out on E and had some serious friction burns on his dick.
Me, I literally was picked up by two Lebanese girls from West Bloomfield Michigan . Their fathers were extremely wealthy men who were incredibly protective and old fashioned. These girls snuck away for one week a year and tore it up . They snagged me at the pool and took me back to their room. I switched off with both of them . While I was with one , the other would snap pictures. After I returned home they sent them to me !! I never saw them again.
I met a really attractive girl from New Jersey who looked and sounded like Marissa Tomei from My Cousin Vinny ( Donna from Joysey ). I worked her for three days and didn't get the prize. She blew me the last night and I was going to go to Jersey to visit but never did.
All in all ... a pretty decent spot but not much differant than any Spring Break type vacation I had been on prior or since.
On a side note . I went outside the resort several times and was accosted just off the grounds by kids , women and men who were " selling " their "sisters" . I thought about it several times but it looked a little ( a lot ) scary.
Island Pussy
If you go that far--go a little further to Curacou.there go to MIRAGE--also known as --Campo Alegre.
150 chics mostly from Columbia.. 5---9 's 50 guilders for the hour.
Very safe very clean .wander through the complex shoping for pussy--from blond to black--young to older???
50 guilders are only 29.75 US$ (so be generous,the girls are feeding a Family?????
Life is too short to hurry.
If you go that far--go a little further to Curacou.there go to MIRAGE--also known as --Campo Alegre.
150 chics mostly from Columbia.. 5---9 's 50 guilders for the hour.
Very safe very clean .wander through the complex shoping for pussy--from blond to black--young to older???
50 guilders are only 29.75 US$ (so be generous,the girls are feeding a Family?????
Life is too short to hurry.
