"Hi Dad!"...

[Morgan Ellis]

And in the category of 'ewww...'

http://www.pervscan.com/2005/01/23/hi-dad-im-your-hooker/

Hi Dad, I’m Your Hooker

» From the Prostitution Department
“A 60-year-old man was in hospital yesterday after suffering a mild heart attack when the prostitute sent to his hotel room turned out to be his 22-year-old daughter. Police in Patras, Greece, said the man from Athens visited often on business and to see his student daughter.” —Daily Record (UK)

I've often heard the phrase on this board 'I got a surprise when she opened the door..', but not quite to this extent.

Morgan

 

[auto doctor]

Morgan Darling....The question pains me to ask you....???

 

[Morgan Ellis]

The question pains me to ask you....???

Well, since mine is deceased, that would a particularily unpleasant sort of surprise.

The closest I've come was a friend of friend, a girlfriend's dad (close enough for you?) and a Uni Prof (that one was kind of fun, actually. Tick one more fantasy off of the list...)

Morgan

 

[Svend]

http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/daughter.asp

Doesn't mention if it's true or not but there's a few other stories.

 

[auto doctor]

(close enough for you?)
Morgan

When I have to wear a condom. Thats when it's close enough.