Hooter's Shorts

[Joey Tribbiani]

I say we start a petition; get rid of the ugly orange shorts and try something else like short spandex, or "daisy dukes". I've been a regular in our town's Hooters and I tell you, its not for the food. The tight, small shirts are great, but we have a concensus among my buddies, the shorts have to go. It practically ruins the entire ensemble.

Here is today's SUNSHINE GIRL. A Hooter's girl. Really attractive until you see the shorts.

Just my opinion.

Joey T

 

[YellowDog]

Hooters girls bore the shit out of me.
Hooters food sucks.
Could care less if they all shut down.
Replace them with strip joints.

Just my opinion.

 

[LancsLad]

Hooters girls bore the shit out of me.
Hooters food sucks.
Could care less if they all shut down.
Replace them with strip joints.

Just my opinion.

Agreed, it was an interesting novelty when they first opened, but the image wore off very fast.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

I don't get the Hooters thing either. If I want to see breasts, I'll go to a SC. If I want to get a good meal, Hooters is the last choice. The food is total crap.

As Chris Rock said, "titties and tater tots do not belong together".

 

[danmand]

I don't get the Hooters thing either. If I want to see breasts, I'll go to a SC. If I want to get a good meal, Hooters is the last choice. The food is total crap.

As Chris Rock said, "titties and tater tots do not belong together".

Agreed, it is bad enough when the waitresses have their fingers in the soup.

 

[hunter001]

I think the could change the look at bit. I don't know if they need spadix clinging to their... while serving my food.

I liked going to Hooters with friends because we could have a beer and be able to talk to each other without screaming, and still see attractive ladies.

The thing I don't understand is, for the style of the food they are serving, why does it talks so long?

 

[BallzDeep]

Hooters is still a good alternative to SC's, beer is cheaper, good place to watch sporting events, they do wear black a couple times a week.

Good place to drink, food isn't very good but thats not what their market is, it's good enough food for fill. Hooters will survive in larger cities.

A large menu costs a lot in overhead and storage space, make their money on drinks,..............Hooters good, enjoy.

I emailed their head office about a year ago and recommended a uniform change to freshen things up, never heard back, They would have to renovate all the stores to match probably, alot of expense.

 

[Joey Tribbiani]

Hooters is still a good alternative to SC's, beer is cheaper, good place to watch sporting events,

Exactly, its just the eye-candy without the nuisence of being asked for a dance every 10 minutes. I find the girls there to be more friendly and flirtatious too without the incentive of making $20 per song.

Joey T

 

[bsi]

In a drunken stupor in Myrtle Beach, I offered the Hooters lass $100 for her used shirt and top.

She said yes, changed into her street clothes and brought them to me discreetly. = Dream Event 1.

I brought them back to TO. Asked Francesca (now Grace of TIE) to wear it during the session. It was a tight fit on those already huge tits but she was a trooper. Getting a bj from a hot large breasted SP = Dream Event 2.

OK, that was great but now what do I do with the uniform? Hid it around but was always scared the SO would find it.

So, got a booking with the now retired Eva of HG. Asked if she would model it and let me take a few pics with no face. She said OK. Then the typical mind blowing Eva experience = Dream Event 3. I let her just keep it and she retired shortly after.

That was the best $100 I ever spent!!!!

 

[tboy]

Yeah that was a good story......hat's off to ya mate!

As for their food: I mean, it's pub grub right? Hell, you don't have to be a chef to make decent chicken wings. I was in atlanta and went and really felt like (having) a grilled cheese....how can you mess up a grilled cheese? They did....it was terrible. (you know when you melt cheddar it really brings out the flavour? well, this would tasted like mush!!!)

 

[Papi Chulo]

I have had many great times at Hooters and never a bad meal.

 

[21pro]

can't say i haven't had a bad meal... but, the aura more than makes up for it.

those shorts actually provide easy access. my one time gf worked at a hooters and i got her to wear the hooters outfit at a local park so i could snap some pics of her... i was able to slide the crotch of her shorts easily over to one side and bang her right there on a park bench while passerby's go about their own business unknown to them the carnage that we were involved in... it was hot.

 

[gramps]

In a drunken stupor in Myrtle Beach, I offered the Hooters lass $100 for her used shirt and top.

She said yes, changed into her street clothes and brought them to me discreetly. = Dream Event 1.

I brought them back to TO. Asked Francesca (now Grace of TIE) to wear it during the session. It was a tight fit on those already huge tits but she was a trooper. Getting a bj from a hot large breasted SP = Dream Event 2.

OK, that was great but now what do I do with the uniform? Hid it around but was always scared the SO would find it.

So, got a booking with the now retired Eva of HG. Asked if she would model it and let me take a few pics with no face. She said OK. Then the typical mind blowing Eva experience = Dream Event 3. I let her just keep it and she retired shortly after.

That was the best $100 I ever spent!!!!

I have a pic that I found on the iternet of a guy getting it cowgirl on a sofa. Maybe that pic was you.

 

[MarkII]

I was in Miami a number of years back before Hooters came to Canada. Decided to check it out. It was a farkin family restaurant! Nothing like the hype we had heard.

Although I must admit I did take my son when he was 14 to one of the Molson Snow Jam events down at the Ex. The snowboard exhibition they did for a few years. We needed dinner so I took him to Hooters on Adelaide.

Poor kid didn't know where to look! He was with his dad and wanted to be a good boy...but his eyes were darting everywhere.

On the Sunday the second day of the event I told him it was time to head back to his Mom's place. He said.."Can we go to hooters before we leave?" I asked him why..and he said "I need a menu to prove I was there!" We went back. He apparently had the menu pasted in the inside door of his locker all year.

At the same event Trojan condoms were handing out freebies. I wondered why our route kept coming past their tent...eventually he had two dozen.

I asked him what he was going to do with the condoms?..he didn't really know..but it was cool to have that many!

So I told him to invite his young lady friend over and then leave a torn package out for his Mom to find. And when she asked "what was this for?" respond.."Don't you know?"

God love him he did it perfectly! She nearly had a heart attack and I got the ex spouse revenge from a distance!

 

[YellowDog]

There is a nice pantyhose/nylon fetish website that has a couple of sets with girls in Hooters (Burlington) outfits. One of them is "Naiomi" who is Kennedy, a dancer who used to post alot on here:
http://www.fets.com/set.php?what=914
also on this site are a couple of other girls who dance at Solid Gold in Burlington.

 

[lickrolaine]

I must be the only one left that has never been to hooter's,lol.

 

[MmmMilena]

I haven't been to Hooters yet either! LOL

 

[OnTheWayOut]

great story!!!!!

I was in Miami a number of years back before Hooters came to Canada. Decided to check it out. It was a farkin family restaurant! Nothing like the hype we had heard.

Although I must admit I did take my son when he was 14 to one of the Molson Snow Jam events down at the Ex. The snowboard exhibition they did for a few years. We needed dinner so I took him to Hooters on Adelaide.

Poor kid didn't know where to look! He was with his dad and wanted to be a good boy...but his eyes were darting everywhere.

On the Sunday the second day of the event I told him it was time to head back to his Mom's place. He said.."Can we go to hooters before we leave?" I asked him why..and he said "I need a menu to prove I was there!" We went back. He apparently had the menu pasted in the inside door of his locker all year.

At the same event Trojan condoms were handing out freebies. I wondered why our route kept coming past their tent...eventually he had two dozen.

I asked him what he was going to do with the condoms?..he didn't really know..but it was cool to have that many!

So I told him to invite his young lady friend over and then leave a torn package out for his Mom to find. And when she asked "what was this for?" respond.."Don't you know?"

God love him he did it perfectly! She nearly had a heart attack and I got the ex spouse revenge from a distance!

 

[OnTheWayOut]

I say we start a petition; get rid of the ugly orange shorts and try something else like short spandex, or "daisy dukes".
Joey T

how about thongs? that might get me to go back for the substandard food *g*

 

[papasmerf]

Taint the shorts, boys..............It's what's in them we look at. Pure and simple sex sells.