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Hot Waitresses: The Latest Economic Indicator

friendz4evr

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There are many ways to measure where we are in the economic cycle. GDP, unemployment numbers, housing starts, hot waitresses.

"The hotter the waitresses, the weaker the economy," Hugo Lindgren writes in New York Magazine. He has developed the Hot Waitress Index, under the theory that attractive people land great jobs in sales...when there are jobs in sales. When the economy contracts, they trade down to waiting tables.

Lindgren spoke to one waitress at a club on the Lower East Side, who told him, "They slowly let the boys go, then the less attractive girls, and then these hot girls appeared out of nowhere." But he also points out that hotness only goes so far. "Rare indeed is the waitress who is so smoking that customers don't mind when she drops a glass of Cabernet into their laps."

http://www.cnbc.com/id/32297049
 

Ceiling Cat

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OMFG! We are in deep fugin shit! I saw a stunner of a cashiere at the dollar store this week!
 

AdrenalinJunkie

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I've noticed the opposite, the hotter the economy, the older and less beautiful the waitresses get. When you hit grannies is all the restaurant can hire, you know the economy's booming.
 

LateComer

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AdrenalinJunkie said:
I've noticed the opposite, the hotter the economy, the older and less beautiful the waitresses get. When you hit grannies is all the restaurant can hire, you know the economy's booming.
That's not the opposite. It's the same thing.
Bad economy = hot waitresses
Good economy = ugly waitresses
 
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