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How big is your dong?

How massive is ur dong?

  • 10+ inches: I can be seen from the Moon!

    Votes: 4 3.5%
  • 8-10 inches: I can use mine as a pointer at meetings.

    Votes: 13 11.3%
  • 6-7.9 inches: Haha atleast i'm slightly above average.

    Votes: 47 40.9%
  • 5-6 inches: Hmm...this poll is biased.

    Votes: 32 27.8%
  • 0-5 inches: I'm good with my tongue.

    Votes: 19 16.5%

  • Total voters
    115

homonger

I'm not really back
Oct 27, 2001
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It has been a long time since I measured Homonger Jr., like since jr. high, but I have been told I am average by most sp's. I figure they've seen quite a few of them, so they would know.

I wish I were bigger of course, but I have learned that cash is an excellent compensatory factor.
 

WhaWhaWha

Banned
Aug 17, 2001
5,987
1
0
Between a rock and a hard place
Nature short changed me. So what am I gonna do? Cant cry cant lie. As Bill Gates kinda sorta once said, "5 inches oughta be enough for anybody."
 

papasmerf

New member
Oct 22, 2002
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42.55.65N 78.43.73W
fjdude said:
Just wanted to get an idea of how many members have big members.
Unless you are going to suck it. I just can't see it being your business
 

Asterix

Sr. Member
Aug 6, 2002
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papasmerf said:
Unless you are going to suck it. I just can't see it being your business
Geez papasmerf, slow down. Don't you at least want to meet him first?
 

ham2004

Senior Retired User
Jan 16, 2004
976
0
0
retired from the game
This question is really getting old.

It seems like every day, some one is asking how long or how big my dick is. If everyone wants to know so badly, here is the farking answer.

Long enough to get the job done, thick enough to fill the hole, and stiff enough to keep her coming back for more...

There, thats your answer...
 

WhaWhaWha

Banned
Aug 17, 2001
5,987
1
0
Between a rock and a hard place
Wait until you ask something personal :p
 
Strap-ons

Sexy Violet said:
Mine's 8-10, but it's also silver, made of silicone and sits in a drawer beside my bed Can I vote?
Only if it can point by pivoting the hips. :p When that happens, Goodtime would love to watch you in a duo...
 

Macator2003

Active member
Jul 19, 2003
2,233
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Deep within the Forest
Sexy Violet said:
Mine's 8-10, but it's also silver, made of silicone and sits in a drawer beside my bed :p Can I vote?
Okay Violet, Pm me a picture of you wearing the "Silver Bullet" in the same fatigues you have made famous at HFH and I will do my best to talk to the author of this post and the Mods about allowing you to vote.

-Don't thank me, its the least I can do for a follow Terbite.
 
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