How do you alter the texture of your "load"?

Another sex related question from a rookie ...

How does one change the texture of their load?

Does it depend on how long you "save up"?

I know taste depends on one's diet, but how about the texture?

Sometimes my semen is nice and creamy and white-ness is well balanced through out. Sometimes there are chunks and the white-ness is not balanced. Somtimes the load is white in some portions and sometimes I shoot "blanks" ... there is no white-ness at all ...

What is the healthy color and texture of cum and how does one go about changing it?

Another question is: How does one make oneself cum more? Another words, how do you release a bigger load? Is it genetically programmed? Or, can you "save up"? Or hold it in as long as you can and then shoot it out?

Thanks ...
 

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I just have this vision of Cartman "checking quality" in that South Park episode with the "sea people"....
 

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submissivedave said:

Sometimes my semen is nice and creamy and white-ness is well balanced through out. Sometimes there are chunks and the white-ness is not balanced. Somtimes the load is white in some portions and sometimes I shoot "blanks" ... there is no white-ness at all ...


This sound like you're in need of immediate medical attention.

Another question is: How does one make oneself cum more? Another words, how do you release a bigger load? Is it genetically programmed? Or, can you "save up"? Or hold it in as long as you can and then shoot it out?
Try going without sex for about three days, that should maximize the first load.
 

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submissivedave said:


Sometimes my semen is nice and creamy and white-ness is well balanced through out. Sometimes there are chunks and the white-ness is not balanced. Somtimes the load is white in some portions and sometimes I shoot "blanks" ... there is no white-ness at all ...
Definitely much more info than I wanted to know!
 

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submissivedave said:
... the texture of their load? ...

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I know taste depends on one's diet, but how about the texture?

...Thanks ...

SO, tell us whose cum have you tasted/swallowed ? Was it yummy yummy ? ...lol

Did you use Ketchup or Soya sauce ?...lol
 

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Dave...you really need to get a life. Do you really spend your whole day thinking about all this stuff or are you just trying to see how many people you can freak out? If it’s the last one… you finally got me tonight. Please don't tell me you're a primary school teacher.

If you’ve got “chunks” you may need to see an urologist to see if excessive masturbation has ruptured something. As far as “how does one make oneself cum more”, I recommend you check out any Peter North porno to see his technique and load size.
 
C'mon man ... it was a serious inquiry. Something I want to know but was not taught in school ...

Can't ask the doctor because my doctor is a women. Don't wanna make us both feel embarassed. Besides, I am way too shy to ask such questions in person ...
 
I just want a serious answer man !!!

How hard can it be?

Damn man ... I think I got to get rid of my "non-serious" image man ...

Can't even get a serious reply when I ask a serious question ...

OK ... from now on I will write like as if I were in school ... no more farking around ...
 
Thank you Northred ...

So does that mean my load is "normal"? Cause I do have milky white sperm as well as blank semen. But sometimes its just not "mixed" well ...

Yes !!! "Heat" has alot to do with my ejaculation. Everytime I watch a Briana Banks pornos, my load is very very nice. Well mixed, well balance and its a huge load !

So I guess it's not the physical or the biological that controls your ejaculation, but the mind? It's like, how does my dick know I am watching Briana Banks and being so turned on?

It's gotta be the mind ...

Ahhhh ...... even when it comes to sex ...... its is still mind over body ! I am enlighted ! ;)
 

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Original /q: How do you alter the texture of your load ?

Simple

Pass it through someone elses mouth and have them spit it back out.
I knew a guy that was nic-named Snowball cause him and his girlfriend would perfrom the above procedure, only she would spit it into his mouth and he'd go down on her and spit it into her pussy.
Damn, that's nasty!
 
The Real Deal said:
I knew a guy that was nic-named Snowball cause him and his girlfriend would perfrom the above procedure, only she would spit it into his mouth and he'd go down on her and spit it into her pussy.
Damn, that's nasty!
MMMM ....... that sounds really hot !!!!

Gotta try that sometimes ...

Again, a serious reply ...
 

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SubDave you are right this is a serious question and it deserves a serious answer. Clumping of sperm is called sperm agglutination, this condition won't hurt you but it can decrease your chances of impregnating a woman. An increase of Vitamin C in you diet can help with this problem. Other Vitamins and minerals that can help your sperm and semen quality and quantity are Zinc, Selenium, Folic Acid, Vitamins E and B12.
 

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I heard that eating raw onions made your spunk hotter than normal, and spicy. LOL. I just laughed, I think spew is going to cum out the same temperature no matter what you eat, and as for spicy, unless I'm doing a Thai Curry Chicken dish a la American Pie, I don't care how spicy it is.

As for the topic, the first load after a respite from jerking usually is huge.
 
Thank you SirLickerHerAlot Morning Wood for your serious answers ...

Now I know why my cum is the way it is ...

Guess I better have a fruit a night or more ...

And of course, refrain from "riding" and jerking off ...

Another things is ... although my cum is not as "healthy" as it should be, it still has a very strong smell ... like raw fish, I guess?
Does anyone else's cum smell like that? How should healthy cum smell like?

Has anyone here donated to sperm banks before? Do they do checks on your cum?

Thanks again ...
 

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Dave: As any gay man can tell you it has a great deal to do with diet. Stay away from Asparagus, Broccoli and eat more strawberries. This will improve the taste of your cum and likewise the smell. You may notice that sometimes it has a distinct odour so watch the diet. I'll give you more info if you want and you straight guys could do with it too. There's nothing worse than bad tasting cum--God forbid you get a bad name in the SP section. With regard to actual size of load, this has a great deal to do with the heat of your balls and how close they are to the body. The further away (wear looser shorts) from the body the better for the will not overheat. If they do they will shut down, orgasm will be difficult and you will get what gay guys call "Blue Balls." which is excruciatingly painful and requires a lot of ice. I hope this helps all of you.
 
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