So, I've been getting these phone calls lately from multiple providers. Here's a sample of the conversation.....
[home phone rings]
Hornet: "Hello."
Caller: "Hello, sir. This is Tellyou Mobility (name altered)"
Hornet: "Yes?"
Caller: "Sir, we have a special promotion and are willing to offer you 2 new cellphones for switching to Tellyou Mobility. Do you have any cellphones?"
Hornet: "Yes, I have 2: 1 for work and 1 personal"
Caller: "Are these phones with Tellyou Mobility?"
Hornet: "No."
Caller: "Would you like 2 new cellphones with Tellyou Mobility?"
Hornet: "No, I have 2 cellphones already."
Caller: "But, we're offering a special deal and you could have 2 more"
Hornet: "But, I only have two hands and two ears, and I'm afraid of surgery to add two more of each."
Caller: "Ooohhh...yes, goodbye."
Hornet: "Goodbye" [click]
.....So, in all seriousness, the question is: "How Many Cellphones does 1 person really need?"
[home phone rings]
Hornet: "Hello."
Caller: "Hello, sir. This is Tellyou Mobility (name altered)"
Hornet: "Yes?"
Caller: "Sir, we have a special promotion and are willing to offer you 2 new cellphones for switching to Tellyou Mobility. Do you have any cellphones?"
Hornet: "Yes, I have 2: 1 for work and 1 personal"
Caller: "Are these phones with Tellyou Mobility?"
Hornet: "No."
Caller: "Would you like 2 new cellphones with Tellyou Mobility?"
Hornet: "No, I have 2 cellphones already."
Caller: "But, we're offering a special deal and you could have 2 more"
Hornet: "But, I only have two hands and two ears, and I'm afraid of surgery to add two more of each."
Caller: "Ooohhh...yes, goodbye."
Hornet: "Goodbye" [click]
.....So, in all seriousness, the question is: "How Many Cellphones does 1 person really need?"